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Emancipation Penetration 

The act of engaging in extremely gratifying sexual behavior with a professor who teaches civil war history. This may be graded.
We had a relatively normal day until I ended up at Dr. Vanilla's house earning my freedom through the undersheets railroad, it was a true emancipation penetration...and that poor dog had to watch
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emaciated 

To be extremely thin, skeletal, as a result of starvation or malnutrition. Often, this look is similar or thinner than "heroin chic" and adored by many online "ana" communities.
Many holocaust prisoners became emaciated from starvation.
emaciated by Nicole1921 July 19, 2006

evacipate 

To undo the past.

Used as a Scrabble bluff by Aaron in the film Primer, where both he and Abe attempt to travel back the furthest.
Abe was unable to fully evacipate after Aaron used the former's failsafe box.
evacipate by SentinelNorth July 8, 2020

The Emancipator

the art of having sex with a girl, punching her in the head, then blow your load on her face.Then procede to cut off your pubes and put them on her face so she resmbles Abe Lincoln. Then keep it real and tie her up for the night. When she wakes up in the morning, you cut the cords and emanciapte her.
Four Whores and Twenty Beer ago, I took a random skank home from the club. For some reason during sex she began to speak of the ills of slavery. Since she sounded so much like Abe Lincoln, I had to punch her in the head, blow my load on her face proper, cut off my pubes and put them on her face so she resembled the 16th president. I then tied her up for the night. In the morning she awoke dumbfounded. I told her I was The Emancipator and cut her cords and set her free. She had tears in her eyes and said God Bless you Abe lincoln
The Emancipator by Jeff Dailey August 30, 2007

Womb Emancipation Day 

a lot like a birthday, only its a womb emancipation day. a day in celebration of the day you were separated from your mothers womb happening every year on the same day meaning that you have managed to exist on this planet for yet another year.
Black man: ey yo muthafukka happy womb emancipation day

White man: thank you my brother from another mother

Emancipation 

1. The act of freeing oneself from the custody of his/her parents or legal guardian and, thus, making the transition to most aspects of adult life.
2. To be relieved of overlying control
3. What would occur if a minor were to get married, join the armed forces or military, or if the minor went to court and got approval to be emancipated
Ryan got married at a ripe age of 16, but forgot that he had become emancipated from his parents as his pleads for them to support the marriage financially were utterly rejected.
Emancipation by Mac11 October 5, 2004

Emancipator 

Emancipator escaped from the Underground Railroad Chain Gang in the 11th century. He invented the hot air balloon, with which he chartered the Amazon River. He invented wine.

Emancipator found the formula for the crystallization of ice during a quiet Japanese winter. He perfected the art of agriculture. He can climb trees faster than you.

Emancipator bleeds ambrosia. He discovered Iceland. He can breathe underwater.

Emancipator lives in a fortress made of moon rock. His presence attracts songbirds. He can recite all the digits of pi.
Emancipator by Roc18 December 22, 2009