Egger

A retarded looking being whose head is shaped like an egg.
Anything it tries to do like stalking or playing ends up with him fucking it up thus also being known as "Ezo".

That egger is dogshit at Minecraft.

Egger by breadphile November 10, 2025

Egger'd 

verb (used with object)

1. The act of being given the task of fixing the unfixable.
2. The process of being incapable of prioritizing triage of care.
3. The process of filtering coffee with a sieve too large to allow retention of grounds.

"We are discouraged because we got egger'd last night and will be cleaning up that mess for the next few weeks"
"Sorry the coffee tastes bitter as I egger'd it this morning"

Egger'd by Goteggered November 2, 2012

Dead Egger 

A woman that chooses to not have children, She is neither a Thot or a Karen, She is angry because her past choices of a childfree childless life style. It is now too late for her to have Biological Children as all her eggs are dead. Has hatred for Thots and Karens in the world because a Thot can still have children and a Karen already has a family; but for a Dead Egger she is all alone as a Dead Egg

Carmen sure does love to treat her dogs as if they were her children with the stroller and all. Yah sadly she chose to be childfree for years saying she posted on reddit childfree that she was happy. But lately now at age 30 she seems to be a lot angrier since she can no longer have biological children. Such a Dead Egger

Dead Egger by LukAGoy December 19, 2019

Ham & Egger 

A derogatory phrase used to describe a mediocre person of little, if any, academic, professional and/or life accomplishments (typically a male of low socio-economic status and often times used to describe an average or underperforming athlete). Ostensibly, a loser who might be expected to eat ham and eggs as a means of subsistence because of the simplicity of the meal.

While I was vacationing on the beach in Cabo San Lucas, that Ham & Egger was at the Jersey Shore.

That Ham & Egger shouldn't be in the NBA; he's only averaging 2 points a game.

Ham & Egger by RexRacer June 20, 2008

Hot Egger 

An egger fart that is accompanied by the release of a just a little wet viscous aka shart at the same time.

While an egger fart smells like rotten eggs, the hot egger makes Emeril proud by kicking it up a notch with a lingering rancid, demon like stench that clings to the nostrils and in the worst cases, can be tasted a little bit.

The boys sleepover quickly ended when Damian dropped a hot egger and bros couldn’t get out of the basement fast enough.

I was in my work cube and though I could drop a silent one but it ended up a hot egger.

I had to run wipe my ass after that hot egger which left everyone in the break room gasping for air.

Hot Egger by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020

ham and egger

A common person who might be seen eating ham and eggs. Not posessing many spectacular qualities. Your 'average joe'.

Some ham and egger came into my work today.

ham and egger by Max December 26, 2003

creme egger 

A person who kisses like your tonge is the middle of a Creme Egg

There are too many examples of this to name!

creme egger by emily laura May 13, 2005