driveway penis 

An expensive or sporty car purchased to make up for one's sexual inadequacy.

Bill' new corvette is a real driveway penis.

driveway penis by Kent Lane December 24, 2008

driveway puddle shallow 

Someone who is so shallow that they are practically on top of the water

She is the exact example of someoen who is driveway puddle shallow, she will only go out with someone with a job, has a lot of money, 6' 4 educated etc...

driveway puddle shallow by drivewaypuddleshallow July 30, 2011

Driveway wings 

Driveway wings is something that Anix made up in his "Build my fan a house" video. He thought that putting them on the drive way (In the game Bloxburg on Roblox) would make it look nice.

"Okay this is a new thing that my brain just came up with. Like just having these things. Lets just call them wings. Driveway wings." - Anix 2020 BUILDING MY FAN A HOUSE (bloxburg) video.

Driveway wings by FanofAnix January 26, 2021

Driveway G-string 

The Driveway G-sting is an object of incredible mind terrorism. This object is a sign from your ex girlfriend that had she just got done screwing her new boyfriend in your driveway.

son what is this in our driveway do you know anything about it. yea dad that's the infamous driveway G-string.

Driveway G-string by Alek Myro February 11, 2009

driveway surfing

To borrow a driveway, toilet, and shower for cleaning up when living out of a van.

On their 2-month road trip, Sarah and Buck took up regular driveway surfing to keep the van smelling fresh.

driveway surfing by RawbSF July 8, 2016

Driveway Value 

When you use a random driveway just to turn around, it has driveway value

I used this driveway to turn around 'cause the street's so narrow, so it has a lot of driveway value.

Driveway Value by Jim Russels August 10, 2014

Driveway Slammer 

When you're garbage and instead of drinking the typical 40 and 4Loko that makes up the famous Sidewalk Slammer, you drink a bottle of wine (preferably trash like Sutter or Charles Shaw) and a 4Loko. Called this because a bitch doesn't even get to the sidewalk after drinking this.

"Hey Jackie are you drinking tonight?"
"Not not down, a bitch is doing a driveway slammer!"

Driveway Slammer by nick_scam_pbell March 3, 2017