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doomscrolling 

Obsessively reading social media posts about how utterly fucked we are.
I've got to stop doomscrolling about covid-19, it's making me depressed.
An alternative way to say "dude." Mainly used by idiots like myself.
henlo my doodson
doodson by your crush O_o August 2, 2017

Doomscrolling 

The act of consuming an endless procession of negative online news.
"Are they changing the name of Twitter to doomscrolling"
Doomscrolling by itsKP November 3, 2020

doomsday domer 

1) A person that is proficient at doming (aka sucking cock), like there's no tomorrow.
Man, that girl was a real doomsday domer. She bobbed it like it was the last one she'd ever see.
doomsday domer by jmethan01 July 12, 2017

Doofspring 

The offspring of a doofus, generally inheriting the intelligence of the parents.
The dumbass at work who swiped my stapler has a picture of his doofspring on his desk. They look as stupid as he does.
Doofspring by akbiv October 27, 2009
something to say when something is hit, or landed perfectly
the boy yelled donsk whenhe sunk the half-court hook shot.
donsk by ilovepizza October 5, 2010