Internet for Dummies

America Online

He was too stupid to use a real ISP, so he got the Internet for Dummies

Internet for Dummies by DonH October 2, 2003

Dimmer Switch 

Her nipples are really hard. Poking thru her shirt. "The headlights are on"

That girl needs a dimmer switch.
nipples headlights boobs

Dimmer Switch by toypit June 16, 2016

Mask Wearing for Dummies 

The long-overdue title for millions of anti-maskers and maskholes around the world, whose selfish actions only prolong the coronavirus pandemic on earth, and lead to more infections and deaths—they need to come to terms that their constant refusal to don a face mask in public has serious consequences, such as fines, push-ups, and jail sentences (or even caning or deportation in some extreme cases).

The author of “Mask Wearing for Dummies” hinted to his publisher that he’s concurrently writing “Lockdown for Dummies” and “COVID-19 Vaccines for Dummies” targeting at millions of covidiots, particularly the diehard Trumpists and hardcore QAnonists from the red states, who get most of their corona advice from their Maskhole-in-Chief.

Mask Wearing for Dummies by MathPlus May 1, 2021

Dummied 

To beat/completely annihilate someone in a form of competitive event so badly that it was like you were facing a non-living mannequin.aka. a Dummy.

"We dummied those guys in football last week"

"I know he thought he was tough, but I completely dummied him"

Dummied by j1mm3h May 8, 2009

mutton dummies 

belfast slang for a pair of slippers dated c1950

hes wearing his mutton dummies

mutton dummies by Victor Luney December 14, 2008

dimmed 

when you smoke a lotta weed and get really really high

me: i just smoked like 9 bowls out of my 2 foot piece and got so dimmed that i decided to post the word on here

you: i gonna give this a thumbs up

dimmed by smoke weed August 25, 2007

dummie man 

The neighborhood d-boy.

Man i heard that the dummie man got some of that fire.

dummie man by Ry-Dro July 13, 2006