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mw2 dependancy by iamawesome345 January 28, 2010
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defecantor
–noun (verb: defecant)
1. One who conducts the liturgical portion of a service and sings or chants the prayers and parts of prayers designed to be performed as solos while voiding excrement from the bowels through the anus; One who has a bowel movement and sings during the process.
2. One who combines song, esp. classical or religious chants, with taking a dump.
1. One who conducts the liturgical portion of a service and sings or chants the prayers and parts of prayers designed to be performed as solos while voiding excrement from the bowels through the anus; One who has a bowel movement and sings during the process.
2. One who combines song, esp. classical or religious chants, with taking a dump.
1. The defecantor firmly released the mudpiles from his anus as he melodically recited the "Loquetur Dominus, Introit for Week XXXIV of Ordinary Time."
2. "Rabbi Shlomo Fine, a well respected Hazzan, loves to recite 'Akdamut' as he sprays the porcelain toilet bowls of his synagogue with party favors. He's a true defecantor!"
3. "Dude, my roommate's such a fucking defecantor! Every time he takes a shit, I can hear him singing Psalm 119!!! As soon as he starts I know the bathroom will be tied up for at least an hour. Fucking asshole."
2. "Rabbi Shlomo Fine, a well respected Hazzan, loves to recite 'Akdamut' as he sprays the porcelain toilet bowls of his synagogue with party favors. He's a true defecantor!"
3. "Dude, my roommate's such a fucking defecantor! Every time he takes a shit, I can hear him singing Psalm 119!!! As soon as he starts I know the bathroom will be tied up for at least an hour. Fucking asshole."
defecantor by Hairy Bungaloo April 8, 2009
Bro-Dependent
adj. The act of being waaaay to reliant upon one's homies, constantly expecting them to kick down whatever they may have. Be it weed, a product from the place they work (Free shit from Burger King), anything they are eating, money to pay bills, etc.
"Dude, Mike is always broke but he gets kicked down food from Matt who works at McDonalds, Jim who grows his own bud and beers from Kevin @ the brewery."
"I know, he's totally too bro-dependent."
"I know, he's totally too bro-dependent."
Bro-Dependent by Classic Criminal May 4, 2009
date dependent
Someone who cannot live without being in a relationship. For instance jumping from one relationship to the next because if they aren’t in one, they don’t know who they are.
date dependent by m4gically June 21, 2022
defenastrate
"hey Vinny, Tony here is late on the payment again. Open up the window so I can defenastrate his cheap ass"
defenastrate by JohnGHenry May 12, 2008
Defendini
Defendini's are highly intelligent, saucy, mischievous and extremely defensive of themselves and anyone they care about. They are of Latin background. Defendini is the last name of a close knit but constantly fighting sort of family, or a very hot and mysterious boy/girl. They will die and kill for you. Never get on a Defendini's bad side, you will leave scarred if you survive the encounter. They're good hard lovers, both emotionally and physically. Defendini's are rare, if you find one, you've either won the lotto or a one way ticket to hell, depending on the day.
Those Defendini's are defensive but cool.
I wish I was a Defendini!
That Defendini family is funny but insane.
Insanity Hilarious Family Hitman
I wish I was a Defendini!
That Defendini family is funny but insane.
Insanity Hilarious Family Hitman
Defendini by Kawaii god of darkness April 1, 2017