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Defendini 

Defendini's are highly intelligent, saucy, mischievous and extremely defensive of themselves and anyone they care about. They are of Latin background. Defendini is the last name of a close knit but constantly fighting sort of family, or a very hot and mysterious boy/girl. They will die and kill for you. Never get on a Defendini's bad side, you will leave scarred if you survive the encounter. They're good hard lovers, both emotionally and physically. Defendini's are rare, if you find one, you've either won the lotto or a one way ticket to hell, depending on the day.
Those Defendini's are defensive but cool.

I wish I was a Defendini!

That Defendini family is funny but insane.
Insanity Hilarious Family Hitman
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Always Defending Mugabe 

A joke made by English comedian Jack Whitehall. After seeing Robert Mugabe being interviewed, it is said that Whitehall's father errupted at the television stating that Mugabe was 'an odious c*nt'.
His Mother then spins round from the kitchen sink and screams for him to shut up and 'NEVER..EVER use that language infront of his children!' to which his Father repies:

'That's just TYPICAL of you Hilary.. ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE'.

To be used when some one has missed the point of a person's rant or explosion of explict language or just when some one has expressed controversial or offensive opinions.
Thats just TYPICAL of you, Hilary... ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE

defending the shield 

Origin is from ESPN's Pardon the Interrupton

Wilbon makes fun of Kornheiser's "NFL, right or wrong" defense of league policy, no matter how absurd it may be.

1) to blindly defend a rule, decision, or product, soley based on the fact that you're in love with it
"Don't say anything about how shitty AT&T's cell phones are. Bob's a former employee, and he'll bore you to death, defending the shield"

"Someone brought up Mike Vick, then Pat jumped in, and started defending the shield. He must be Roger Goodell's cousin"

Infant Defending 

1. Baby-sitting, but more modern day and less "lame" sounding.
Geoffrey was infant defending Rob last night.

Defensitive 

Dude, you’re being super defensitive
Defensitive by Sarah Fortino January 11, 2019

Defensitive 

A combination of the words defensive and sensitive. Used to describe someone who is very defensive and sensitive about a particular subject or person, usually for no reason. Commonly associated with people who overreact.
So what happened between you and Amanda?
Nothing!
Okay sorry, don't be so defensitive
Defensitive by Hewhosubmits February 8, 2010

unpublished defenition 

an unpublished defenition is wasted time
wow once again i wasted my time on an unpublished defenition