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Bitcoin Cultist 

a bitcoin "enthusiast" that worships bitcoin and believes it is the only valid cryptocurrency (considers all other coins as "shitcoins"); their entire self-worth is defined entirely around bitcoin and its movement. Easily incensed at the mere existence of any other cryptocurrencies, and attacks anyone whom they perceive may have said anything even remotely negative about bitcoin.

Can be easily identified by the toxic nature they bring to any cryptocurrency discussion (especially when uninvited), and adherence to cult-like rituals, like having avatar and profile pictures with 'satanic eyes', and calling whom they consider 'bitcoin non-believers' as being "rekt". Bitcoin Cultists also live under the belief that soon the entire financial system will suddenly collapse all at once, and that they'll magically be the only ones left standing, without being able to actually articulate exactly how this will all happen.
"Mary is a bitcoin proponent, but Pete is just an outright bitcoin cultist!"
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Cuntifact 

A cuntifact is a lie, told with such detail so as to try and convince the teller that it is the truth.
Where did you hear that? It sounds like a cuntifact.

If you heard it from a Queentard, it then it must be a cuntifact.
Cuntifact by Kung Of The Duckheads December 28, 2019

cuntifer 

A girl named Jennifer that act likes a cunt. She lies, manipulates and uses sex to get what she wants . On the outside, to those who don’t know her she appears perfectly normal. She has the ability to transform her personality like a chameleon into yours, easily fooling you into thinking she’s the greatest human alive . She never tells you what she’s really thinking, and is a fake. The sad thing is most people are fooled by her cunning tricks and fake altruistic acts. She’s the type of person that would sleep with her sister’s husband or kill her mother and lie with a smile and look believable.
I can’t belive how evil Jennifer is being . She really is a cuntifer!
cuntifer by Karmasabitchlol May 7, 2018

cuntiblast 

The whiff of snatch when you flip over your sex-partner during an epic session of intercourse
The cuntiblast from Jamie's poon almost put me off my stroke

cuntification

The frequency of cunt-like behaviour.
Total cuntification in this town.

Cuntascope 

Someone wasting time during a group study/revision session.
Kirk was being a cuntascope
Cuntascope by stevedaozy November 7, 2016
you are being a complete cunt of a human being, your cuntism is not appreciated.
cuntism by fizzpopbang February 21, 2011