cummerrhea 

The sloppy mixture of semen and feces that leaks uncontrollably after anal sex.

After a wonderful date at Denny's, Trinese was not only angry that Jasper came in her ass, but that she also had a terrible case of cummerrhea, soiling her new flannel sheets.

cummerrhea by new_bilga June 25, 2010

cummer 

when a tweet blows up

phrase made popular by twitter user @laswagna

Dude that tweet was such a cummer!
Yeah fr dude it got 107k likes

cummer by stormyluna March 15, 2021

Cummer's Remorse 

that feeling you get after you achieve an orgasm, by doing something that you are not proud of, and damn sure wouldn't tell your friends about. Its sort of like buyer's remorse only you can't return the shame...

"I had cummer's remorse like a motherfucker after I smashed that fat chick"
"I bet Joe had cummer's remorse after that blowski he got from Bill."

Cummer's Remorse by BIG SMIT October 13, 2009

repeat cummer 

A guy that ejaculates more than once during a sexual act. Usually at least 3 times. With the sex act able to last a long time. It's great for women who never get enough penile penetration or love cum.

Man - I'm cumming... Hey I'm not done yet, get that pussy back here.
Woman - Not done yet? That's so hot, oh my god in my 30 years I've never had a repeat cummer! I'm so glad I met you. Come fuck me some more...

repeat cummer by MrEverlast June 20, 2016

double cummer 

When you cum twice in a surprisingly short amount of time, to everyone's surprise.

"Little Ryan spread a double cummer onto Santa's cookies, so he didn't get any presents this year. The next morning, he said he was simply providing the icing."

double cummer by CigarEscobar February 14, 2017

cummer's high 

The euphoria felt after an orgasm.

I'm still in a daze after sex with you! I'm experiencing a cummer's high!

cummer's high by ThatGuyThisGuy November 29, 2010

cummeritis 

The hollow feeling you get after you cum. Usually a feeling of dispair, and the need to fall asleep.

Craig just came in his girlfriend's vagina, but instead of cuddling, he rolled over adn fell asleep. Craig has a bad case of cummeritis

cummeritis by Craig S April 17, 2005