cummeritis

The hollow feeling you get after you cum. Usually a feeling of dispair, and the need to fall asleep.

Craig just came in his girlfriend's vagina, but instead of cuddling, he rolled over adn fell asleep. Craig has a bad case of cummeritis

by Craig S April 17, 2005

summeritis

A thing that students get during 3rd quarter, or the winter months, where they miss the summer: no school, no grades or homework, no waking up early, late nights, friends, vacations, warm weather, clear skin, tan lines and life is better.

“I have summeritis, winter and school sucks ass.”

by okk January 27, 2019

summeritis

a disease that is rapidly spread among students the last few weeks of school before summer break. symptoms include extreme laziness, backsassing teachers, sudden lack of effort and concern about grades, and falling asleep in classes.

im starting to feel really lazy and everytime i take a test i get a worse and worse score... whatever its probably the summeritis.

by xoxteganxox July 1, 2007

summeritis

Common during the 3rd quarter winter months. Students thirst for the relief of summer break due to the lack of homework and responsibilities. Summer is a common time for summer love and general hook ups. Side effects of Summeritis: dropping grades, laziness, apathy, bitch fights, mood swings, break ups, really bad winter dances, and a really long winter.

Johnny's severe case of summeritis led him to fail his math class and ironically end up in summer school.

by froman7777777 January 14, 2010

summeritis

similar to senioritis but occurs every year when the weather begins to warm up and summer approaches.

I have no motivation to finish this paper i think it's the summeritis.

by jstass June 6, 2011

Summeritis

That disgusting feeling everyone gets when it's time to go back to school.

Greg: Oh no... I think Jimmy has Summeritis! What do we do?
Mary: What?! It can't be! Summer isn't over for another two weeks!

Greg: We have to contain it before it spreads!
Mary: To late. He just updated his Facebook status.

by S1ight1yDeranged August 19, 2013