Verbal constipation 

Verbal constipation is when you have a lot on your mind to say but you ether don't have the courage to say it or simply choose not to. Verbal constipation when pent up can cause depression, stress, anger and self doubt ETC.

Shane: Hey did Alex ever get that stuff off his chest to Danielle?

Josiah: No he has verbal constipation man... He haven't said a word and he is really down on himself.

Verbal constipation by Oglefro August 1, 2013

CODstipation 

When a Call of Duty (COD) kill is so epic, that all you can hear from other players is loud groaning, as if they were suffering from constipation. On rare occasions, when the kill is too epic for CODstipation alone, players actually are so excited that they shit themselves.

Cam: Oh, look at this! It's a Tomahawk Game winning kill!
Will: (groans)
Cam: Sounds like someone has CODstipation

CODstipation by CamMac0604 February 20, 2011

constiplation

to spend hours on the toilet pondering life

I had a gallon of cheese dip so I spent the rest of the evening in constiplation that great men crap alike.

constiplation by Bernard Bangwanger June 13, 2010

mental constipation 

An inability to articulate one's thoughts or ideas, resulting in significant psychological distress and frustration.

Typically, this form of cognitive impaction is self-resolving. However, in cases where productive interchange with the afflicted is urgently needed, a deadline may be administered; indeed, this has proven to be one of the most effective treatments for stubborn cases of mental constipation.

Mark: "So, you know, it's like... uh, er... damn, you know, that, uh... thing!"
Dave: "Yeesh. It's too bad that they don't make a laxative for mental constipation!"

mental constipation by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004

cerebral constipation 

The act of completely forgetting the name of an actor, song, book, movie or name of anything that one is generally familiar with. The "on-the-tip-of-my-tongue" phenomenon. The 'mind-burp' is the moment of relief, the actual recall. i.e., "Aha! I got it! I remember!"

The movie buff had a bad case of "cerebral constipation" as he choked under pressure when the cute waitress asked him for the name of his favorite romantic comedy.

cerebral constipation by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

constipation rock 

The "musical" genre in which the lead vocalist or singer sounds as though they are straining to make a huge shit, which ironically is often what their music is.

-Did you buy the new constipation rock album by Nickelback?
-No. I'm a self-respecting human being.

constipation rock by Jeff in Austin September 17, 2012

Constipation Handle Bars 

Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.

"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"

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"What are those, constipation bars?"
"Dude, they're for the handicapped..."

Constipation Handle Bars by LeTigra February 10, 2009