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confunctionality 

The degree of configurability, and functionality, as it pertains to something of a technical nature. (i.e. a software driven firewall for a computer opperating system.)
It does not offer a coherent level of confunctionality
confunctionality by Bitterman March 21, 2006

Conjunctivitis

Pink eye, something you get from burying your face in a strippers ass.
"Aw dude, I got conjunctivitis"

"That's what you get when you put a stripper's butt on your face"
Conjunctivitis by breakfastcandy December 14, 2009

Subordinating Conjunctions 

A word or phrase that links a dependent clause to an independent clause. This word or phrase indicates that a clause has informative value to add to the sentence's main idea, signaling a cause-and-effect relationship or a shift in time and place between the two clauses.
Some common subordinating conjunctions include...although, while, when, whenever, where, wherever, before, and after.

Cumjunction 

A sex act where the male's urethral opening is placed against a female's nostril at the moment of orgasm. A nice glans to nostril seal is key to the success of the cumjunction. After orgasm, if semen manages to come out of the opposite nostril, the male is obligated to let out a resounding battle cry of "What's your function, bitch!"
B: "I'm going to give you the cumjunction, just like on our honeymoon."
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B: "What's your function, bitch!"
S: *nose blowing*
Cumjunction by Brettholomew March 19, 2009

conjugation

The inflection of verbs.

The whole set of inflected forms of a verb or the recital or display thereof in a fixed order: The conjugation of the Latin verb amo begins amō, amas, amat.

A class of verbs having similar sets of inflected forms: the Latin second conjugation.
amo
amas
amat
amamus
amatis
amant

That is the 1st conjugation in Latin for the word amo.
conjugation by Lovah18 September 24, 2008

conjunctifucked 

The intersection (conjunction) of things that are not meant to intersect, leading to a dysfunction of fucked up proportions.
Putting ketchup in my cereal has it all conjunctifucked.
You, Pam and Rudy are conjunctifucked. At least one of you fools needs to keep walking.