Social condiments

Superficial assets or attributes of an individual that make him or her more desirable.

I appreciate Brandon for his wit and energy. I don't just keep him around for his car, money, or his other social condiments.

Social condiments by haribobation April 19, 2009

centimental 

A person who gets sentimental over their coin collection.

I was a centimental when I collected state quarters. I really loved them.

centimental by Ereck Flowers July 1, 2016

Continental 

When a turd ceases to be a island in the toilet and becomes a continent; often completely filling the hopper.

I had so much PF Chang's last night that I just pinched a massive Continental.

Continental by tenesmus August 2, 2016

condiment king 

one who hoards free ketchup packets, mustard packets, relish, salt, pepper, sugar, and so on. occasionally has tons of free napkins as well.

person 1: hey, you wanna see something?
person 2: uhh, sure i guess.
*pulls out drawer filled with assorted condiments*
person 1: CALL ME THE CONDIMENT KING!

condiment king by Organplayerdoner December 26, 2011

Continental Grip

Grip predominately used by gay male partners to simultaneously jack each other off with minimal fatigue.

Larry took hold of Gene's penis with a gentle, but unyielding continental grip as he gazed into his eyes.

Continental Grip by OhBillyBillyBilly November 10, 2014

Condiment Salad

When a person who is cheap makes a "free" salad from the fixings bar at a burger restaurant. They will pile shredded lettuce with onions, tomatoes and whatever else is available on the bar.

They will make their own salad dressing by mixing ketchup with mayonnaise and relish.

The condiment salad is usually made on a hamburger wrapper or basket liner.

The condiment salad goes well with Jewish lemonade and is popular with the mature Florida set.

Family members are generally horrified by the actions and tend to sit on the other side of the room away from them.

Mom, tell me you aren't going to cheap out and make a condiment salad to go with your jewish lemonade and pay nothing.

Condiment Salad by Patty B Wyte September 3, 2019

Lincoln Continental 

1. A pimp/ette's vehicle, designed for the most comfortable fuck achievable. (I know..) First produced in 1938, 1956-60 the Mark II-V were released under solely the "Continental" name, in 1961 the Continental was completely redesigned from scratch. 60's models were often characterized by suicide doors, a design flaw that makes for an extremely sexy, deadly vehicle. The accelerator must be pressed with a pimp cane, and there are dual goblet holders for you & your hoe passenger's drinking pleasure.

1. "Oh, Sandy..I'm so glad we did it in the Continental!"

Lincoln Continental by American Drinking Hierarchy Spokesperson January 30, 2005