Is the common term used when shopping for things that simply clutter your home or add fluff to yourself or others that you care enough to shop for. Also means, nothing that you absolutely need to purchase, but you do anyway.

Heather and I met for lunch and went clutter-fluffing afterwards.

Clutter-Fluffing by NitWitty August 8, 2008

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clutter slut

(n.) Any individual that lives in a place with stacks of magazines and huge newspaper piles strewn about the living room. Some clutter sluts also have glass top tables covered with cheap dusty glass figurines. Most clutter sluts are either faggots or grandmothers.

Hey, Darryl! After I cornholed your grandmother last night, I barely sneaked out through the living room. Tell that clutter slut to throw some of that fuckin' shit in the trash!

"Oh, Bruce, you have a marvelous china cabinet!" said Steve. "Oh, it's nothing, Steve. I'm really just a first class A-1 clutter slut."

clutter slut by Rob Porter March 16, 2008

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clutter blind

Common symptom in males of all ages. Occurs when there could a small mess somewhere around the house and guys do not seem to notice this mess at all, even when told to clean it up.

"Why didn't you pick up those towels on the stairs Michael?"
"I didn't see them when I got home."
"What are you...clutter blind? They have been there for 2 days"

clutter blind by 810glenbrook January 31, 2008

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