Carwinism 

Throughout history the surrounding world has selected the cars that are most fit. Just as for the natural species, cars ability to adapt to new conditions has decided which models that have become successful. Factors such as the economy, the price of oil, baby booms, popular culture, urban planning and law has all decided the evolution of car.

he thought about buying a steam engine car but reconsidered when realizing it was extinct by carwinism.

Carwinism by Audini July 3, 2009

Zalvinism 

Zalvinism is the worship of the deity Tran. It is a modern religion originating from the state of California. It is currently practiced by many people in California and is slowly spreading around the world. It shares many of the same characteristics as Buddhism, the main difference being the deity that is worshiped. Zalvinism is one of the most versatile religions out there.

Guy 1: "Dude, I just recently switched over to Zalvinism!"

Guy 2: "Isn't that the religion that worships the Tran?"

Guy 1: "Yes, yes it is."

Zalvinism by ThatAsianGuyOverThere October 19, 2010

Cabinism

When a person or a group of people excludes, disrespects, insults or humiliates someone associated with cabin 7 or who is Russian.

Counselor: Cabin 1 to 6 come aboard the first bus.

George: Are you serious... Not cabin 7, this is cabinism.

Cabinism by Satchid345 July 9, 2018

Carlinism 

Refers to George Carlin, a comedian from 1960s-2000s. Carlin was prolific in his (usually profane) observations and ridicule of societal norms.

A typical Carlinism: "My friend is undergoing extensive cuntification with his latest girlfriend."

Carlinism by macdude72 March 10, 2009

Female Chauvinism 

The opposite of male chauvinism, female chauvinism is a misguided belief that women are superior to men, as opposed to being equal. This view is held by many feminists.

Female chauvinism? Goddamn hypocrites

Female Chauvinism by iamthemoon December 28, 2011

colinism

1.something that is, was, or will be annoying. 2.has a strong British accent and likes to break computers 3. Likes dragons, star wars, or star trek

Guy 1: Dang! This computer just froze, dude!
Guy 2: Wow, you bloody brit, you just colinismed

colinism by tyrueioworui April 17, 2010

Collinism 

A phrase or euphemism that is used in conjunction with gratuitous amounts of political incorrectness and over-exaggerated emotions.

Collinism: "God no, don't buy that, it has propylene glycol, and powdered cellulose in it!"

Collinism: "Trust me, if you knew half as much as i knew, your head would blow off your shoulders."

Collinism by icehomie7 December 31, 2010