David Cameroned

When you get dared to do something really crazy like shove your dick down a dead pig's mouth.

Mark: Why did you run around campus naked?
Kevin: I got David Cameroned into doing it

by J. Stern October 19, 2016

sergio calderon

An amazing man, sings like an angel, kind, warm-hearted, adorable, and he’s funny. Sergio is a part of In Real Life with bandmates Michael Conor, chance, drew, and Brady

Sergio Calderon is so amazing

by -Bradysmoan April 20, 2018

james-cameroned

to make a vast majority of people believe that you are far more creative than you are in reality; to trick people into thinking that your "art" is just that, a work of art and not some piece of shit with no substance.

"wow man, i really james-cameroned it on that last project we had. for some reason the teacher found my poem about horse shit totally deep and beautiful."

by p.s. kelly January 21, 2010

Felipe Calderon

Newly elected very unfortunate Mexican President, who has won through a series of documented frauds and alliances with the worst political class in the country (PRI). He is backed by known corrupt business and religiuos classes.

Felipe Calderon cheated his way to the mexican presidency.

by Comite October 19, 2006

Jonathan Troy Calderon

The greatest man you will ever meet. He's super hot,. He's the best lover anyone could ever have. He's found his Emily, so other girls need to hop off. He has the most gorgeous deep brown eyes, that Emily gets lost in every time she dares gaze into them. He's an extremely gernerous person. He's a great friend, and he's extremely loyal. He's intelligent. He's strong. He's artistic. He has gorgeous collar bones. His hands are sexy as hell. He takes your breath away, and his smile makes you melt. He can be shy, but always respectful. He looks good in everything. He's a complete sweatheart. He's adorable beyond words. He's sexy. He's a passionate lover. He's an amazing kisser. He's trustworthy. He's a good fucker. He's gullable. He's great in bed. He's creative. He's artistic. He can make you laugh at any given point. And he's all mine.

I love you, Jonathan Troy Calderon. (:

by emilyhoskins03 December 6, 2010

colderness

When something is cold enough for one to be at a loss of words.

Sarah: "Let's go in the water!"
Cole: "Nah, it's colder than COLDERNESS"

by Cole M May 31, 2016

caldering

The act of doing something that no one else sees as rebellious, and then taking a picture of it.

Remember that time there was the "stay off the rocks" sign only one of us was brave enough to go caldering that time.

by GingerHipster October 11, 2011