Buoy Cat 

Another name for a females genitalia.

Come on girl let me have some of that Buoy Cat.

Man I can't wait to get some of that Buoy Cat tonight.

Buoy Cat by Snipedog22 August 27, 2013

Buoy Bobber 

The act of getting or receiving a blow job on a boat, sailboat, cruises ship, or any other floatation device on the open water.

Dude 1: How was your cruise?

Dude 2: I got a couple buoy bobbers.

Dude 1: Sweet.

Buoy Bobber by Sailor 1 December 10, 2011

buoy band 

n. A musical group from a maritime community. Songs tend to focus on fishing, lobsters, unemployment cheques, and drowning.

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I’m thinking of writing some buoy band songs. What rhymes with “pogey” and “schooner”?

By Jeez, I don’t think any word rhymes with both of those there.

buoy band by gnostic3 December 5, 2022

River Buoy(s) 

River Buoy(s) is a term for South American migrants who drown while trying to cross the u.s mexico border, it can also be used as a general insult like wetback or spic.

River Buoy(s): a term for South American migrants who drown while trying to cross the u.s mexico border, it can also be used as a general insult like wetback or spic.

JimBob: "Hey Cletus you seen that picture of that migrant who drowned with his daughter trying to cross the border?"

Cletus: "serves them damn River Buoys right for crossing illegally"

JimBob: "Mama I seen a pack of river buoys down at the wallyworld today"

Mama: "JimBob quit being a racist sack of shit, ever since your father left and you started browsing that 4chin you think you can just be a racist cunt. how about you get a job and maybe the migrants won't have a job to steal, maybe lay off the moonpies and jog a little and you wouldn't be a 30 year old virgin"

River Buoy(s) by CumsInJars4Fun69 May 29, 2021

Shit buoy 

A large piece of shit that merrily greets you with a bobbing motion when you peer into the toilet bowl.

Tracey: Will hurry up in the toilet. Ineed to go!
Ben: I'm done.
Tracey: 'Bout time. Grrrrrr.
(...5 seconds later from the bathroom)
Tracey: WTF, I heard you flush, and there's still a monster shit buoy in here. I can see all sorts of crap mushed into it.
Ben: (...sniggers)

Shit buoy by Des Perateben April 24, 2010

mail buoy watch 

A joke errand given to new sailors. Consists of sending a sailor to the weather decks with a hook, a lamp, and a harness to look for an air-dropped buoy carrying the ship's mail.

Clarence was given mail buoy watch. He had no idea there was no such thing.

mail buoy watch by Intelligence001 July 27, 2016

yehhh buoy 

A greeting, acknowledgement, salutation, or wild energetic holla

- Alternate use, elongating the end of the term.
yeah buoooooooooooooooooooy
(more signifigant impact)

1) Greeting "Hey dude wat's cracking " "yehhh buoy"
2) Acknowledgement of Fucked up shit. "Yo, i lost two bills at the casino.." "yehhh buoy :S"
3) Drunken excitement "Yo this shit is open bar" "YEAAAAAH BUOYYY"

yehhh buoy by Fiahrass December 13, 2008