dc brunch

Gathering of homogeneously haircut homosexual white bottoms celebrating their progress and privilege over an all you can drink event ironically billed as "bottomless."

Hey, you guys doing DC brunch this weekend?

No, can't make it, trying to branch out. But see you at town later.

dc brunch by Dupont Shaw NoMa August 3, 2017

bunchy eyes

Eyes that are all squinty or red due to tiredness, annoyance, or anger. Sometimes attributed to being drunk or high.

She asked me if her hair looked good and I took too long to answer. She glared at me with bunchy eyes.

bunchy eyes by eTom December 1, 2011

brunch crush 

a situation in which an individual becomes infatuated with their server or host during a leisurely Sunday brunch.

"Dude, I can't stop thinking about our waitress. She's totally my brunch crush."

brunch crush by Bc May 6, 2016

brunchner 

A meal that combines breakfast, lunch, and dinner together. Usually consumed after 3pm.

Danny: Is Gina coming to the dinner tonight?
Sandy: No, she's so busy she's only got time for brunchners.

brunchner by xchibi April 4, 2009

New Orleans Hot Brunch 

The unfortunate situation that arises when you’re working Brunch at the local po-boy shack and it’s almost 100° outside and the sweat drips down the small of your back inevitably accumulating in your butt crack. The only way to provide relief to this uncomfortable predicament is to dust the crack of your ass with the powdered sugar from the beignet station, thus absorbing the sweat and providing some small bit of relief as you continue to roast in the Louisiana sun.

1. HOT DAMN BRAH!! My ass is swampy like the Bartholomew Bayou, we got ourselves a New Orleans Hot Brunch today!

2. Person one: “Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?”

Person two: “Who gives a flying fuck? Pass the powdered sugar because it’s a god damn New Orleans Hot Brunch in my pants right now.”

New Orleans Hot Brunch by GhostFaceKillah1969 July 28, 2019

Brunchtea 

When you only have one meal in a day

Hi Sandra! Let’s have brunchtea.

Brunchtea by dxlanmxrray August 17, 2020

Brunch Whore

Brunch Whore: adjective. Broozy bitches who seek out the bottom mimosa brunch and stay from the starting time until the close to maximize the $15.00 investment but want seperate checks.

Brunch Whore: Sorry Nick, I’m unavailable me and my brunch whores have a reservation at 11.

Brunch Whore by Mtgrizinreno December 15, 2019