Bloitering 

The act of getting a blowjob while loitering; most commonly done at Wal-Mart.

Guy1: Hey dude I just got bloitered outside Wal-Mart.

Guy2: Dude I was just bloitered at Target! Bloitering rules!

Bloitering by HorrariousJesus June 17, 2010

buggering arseholes 

Expletive to be used when a simple "Shit!" just won't cut the mustard.

Oh buggering arseholes, I've sent the porn subscription to Aunt Mabel and the get well soon card to Paul Raymond Publishing.

buggering arseholes by mockschmock December 14, 2006

Mommy Blogging 

v. A new mother's unfortunate need to talk endlessly about their new children despite the fact that no one actually cares. Updates and pictures and stories are plastered all over social media. Can continue indefinitely and is not limited to only new mothers and their babies, but that is what is most common.

Jane: This is Tommy playing with his blocks! So cute! I'm so blessed!
Carol: This is the tenth picture you've posted of your kid in an hour, stop with the mommy blogging already!

Mommy Blogging by BallisticWeasel September 20, 2013

Bloggeries 

A synonym for blog posts.

I read about Urban Dictionary in a few bloggeries on the internet.

Bloggeries by JohnCh December 9, 2008

buggering

the act of shoving a penis into a butt hole

mum, me and alex have been buggering each other

buggering by dan July 29, 2003

mind bloggling 

something that is so mind boggling that the only way you can express how awesome it is, is to blog about it afterwards

Person A: "The ending to Fight Club was craaaazy. It was so mind boggling, that I wrote about it in my blog later that night. Spoiler alert! lolz"

Person B: "man, that's mind bloggling!"

mind bloggling by zoty January 23, 2011

blogging 

Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

usually occurs after a person purchases or attains access to a computer but before they learn anything about writing.

blogging by hex September 15, 2005