Hack writers who, although experts at nothing, feel compelled to share their opinions about everything, often rambling and oversimplifying complex subjects to satisfy an audience of fellow hacks, pseudo-scientists and snobs. Bloggers, while purportedly good at writing, are actually guilty of some of the Internet's worst grammatical atrocities and misspellings. In this sense, they are similar to reporters and journalists, who are also supposed to be proficient at basic writing skills. Many bloggers are very self-indulgent with their topics, often claiming expertise far beyond their education, in order to appear intellectual, stimulating, clever, unique or nonconformist. However, in reality, most blogs are simply online forums for poorly-reasoned opinions. Bloggers, who feel they are contributing something to the world, are actually quite useless. For this reason, they have created their own world, called the blogosphere, which defies the laws of logic, common sense, and humility. As a side note, bloggers see themselves as Internet heroes and are therefore usually very proud of their writing, so they may become quite aggressive if a reader comments unfavorably on a post.

Kids, you can be anything you want to be when you grow up as long as you don't want to become bloggers.

bloggers by astro_man23 May 14, 2011

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the prima donna of the blogosphere who takes blogging to a whole new level into an art form. May or may not be wearing a tutu while blogging -- has an unhealthy obsession with the color pink.

That bloggerina's blog is really pink!

bloggerina by Haemi February 5, 2005

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bloggerssisstic

When someone has a blog that they won't stop talking about.

C: "Have you read my blog yet?"
"You should read my blog."
"Well, if you read my blog, you would already know that."
"I am SO posting this picture on my blog."
H: "Shut up! You are so bloggerssisstic."

bloggerssisstic by Mycket January 9, 2009

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