balls of steel

Louie tried to prove that he had balls of steel by entering the boxing ring without wearing a protective cup, but then ended up losing his ability to reproduce when his opponent violated the standard universal boxing rules and uppercut him REALLY hard in the groin. Damn, this guy should be felt sorry for! That shit must've hurt like a living hell!

Mark H. Urban Author since February 2004

balls of steel by Mark H May 19, 2005

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Balls of Steel

1.) A person completing a fearful goal.

2.) A man who has a silver covered testie.

3.) A man keeping his cool after being kicked, really hard, in the Balls

1.) Frank: "Did you hear what Trevor just did?"

Alex: "No, what?"

Frank: "He walked into a haunted house. yelled, "I think that ghosts are pussies!!! I have balls of steel!"

Alex: "What happened to him?"

Frank: "I don't know, he didn't come out."

2.) "You might not know this, but I have a ball of steel."

"Prove it"

"I'll walk through the metal detector, I bet you 40$ that it'll ring or go off."

3.) "Dan, you ok?"

"Yea, I've been kicked so many times in the balls, i have balls of steel."

Balls of Steel by Royal_Defense710 July 12, 2014