pull a jesus 

1. When someone accomplishes something in a way that seems miraculous.
2. When someone tries to resolve a disagreement using jesus or the bible to back him/her up.

1. They thought he died in that weird cloning experiment but he pulled a jesus.
2. He was really pissed, but then she tried to pull a jesus on him and made it even worse.

pull a jesus by SabMaster February 4, 2010

Pulling A Jesus 

Drinking with the intention of getting drunk/plastered/shit faced

Guy 1: Dude what are you doing tonite
Guy 2: Man i had a shitty day so im just gonna be Pulling a jesus

Pulling A Jesus by Cum 5 (2007-08) April 27, 2008

pull a jesus 

verb: To act in such a way during sexual activities that one looks surprisingly akin to Jesus Christ on the cross. To do this, one lies motionless with arms spread, making out in such a way that it is commonly confused with gagging.

"I can't believe that Todd would pull a Jesus last night: I guess he was drunker than I thought"

pull a jesus by hugedick April 8, 2009

doing a jesus 

when you are failing at something and come back and win

we were losing the game but we came back and it was like doing a jesus!
we were loosing but we did a jesus and won!

doing a jesus by Octosc June 5, 2018

Pulled off a jesus 

when some one dies and then comes back to life again.

ken: Sweet Lord! Devon pulled off a jesus!

kathy: He died two months ago! THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD!

Pulled off a jesus by deadleet May 15, 2009

pulling a jesus 

pulling a jesus is the act of returning to life when people think you died and suddenly they run into you and are surprised to see you alive you say i pulled a jesus
( in reference to jesus christ returning to life 3 days after his crucifiction )

tony : Oh my god you're alive! i thought you died weeks ago!
Ely : oh yes tony i'm quite alive!
tony: that's what i call pulling a jesus !

pulling a jesus by VoiceOverArtist December 5, 2009

Pulled a Jesus

Getting someone a gift for your own birthday?

"Dude you're gonna love my gift for you"
"Isn't it your birthday?"
"I pulled a Jesus"

Pulled a Jesus by themagnificentstarfish March 30, 2024