Zod 

‣ Noun

- A bald haircut. Derived from the Shona slang word “Zuda” for being bald.

Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean Schools.

“Oan joeled to school with a zod!”

Zod by some dwass oan April 19, 2024

Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon 

An amazing guy who is so good at D&D who will blow your socks off and who is extremely good at Skyrim and can kill the dragon at the snap of his fingers because he is also Thanos. this is the one person who's powers can meet Shaggy. But is far too lazy to battle, also a great dick because you know, a vagabond warrior. Also know as a zesty 3D waffle.

Mc T-rev - "Hey Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon! How was your weekend."
Zod...- "It was good Mc!"

Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon by Andrew The Dude February 18, 2019

zod interior negrovich 

A powerful leader of the zorgonian order and a part time scrap metaler

"Yo do you see that sketchy kid over there? Yo that's Zod interior negrovich I wouldn't fuck with him

zod interior negrovich by Blep June 5, 2015

zod fight 

A fight in a movie scene where the main characters want to avoid civilian casualties by some sort of self-sacrifice but elsewhere during the movie scores of other people were killed when fights occured in crowded streets, in buildings and / or other populated areas.

Originates from the Superman Man of Steel movie where Superman and Zod fights and wreaks havoc upon the city.

That was such a Zod fight when the Autobots and Decepticons fought each other in the city, hundreds of people probably died.

zod fight by richardG March 16, 2015

kneel before zod 

One of the greatest catchphrases of all time. Most recently said on Smallville, after Zod possessed Lex.

Son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod!

kneel before zod by Adrian November 2, 2006

Oh My Zod 

Variant of Oh My God.
Used primarily by atheists and those who wish to be cool.
Can be condensed to OMZ.

NB: For the uninitiated, it's Zod as in General Zod from Superman.

Oh My Zod! Eve has no nipples!

Oh My Zod by Loki March 26, 2005

Lord Zod 

The omnipotent ruler of planet Houston.

Kneel before Zod, pathetic infidel.

Lord Zod by Hitler January 18, 2003