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wretch stretching 

wretch stretching is the art of shoving anything you feel like (usually nearby and big)up a dirty whores cunt,the main enjoyment you get is seeing her squirm as you stretch and ruin her loose cunny.
i managed to ger that girl from the supermarket in my bed last night and gave her a good wretch stretching with a marrow i bought from her shop earlier i even managed to slip my hand down the side of it with some engine oil on it,you should have seen her eyes watering !

wretch out 

to bail on an event or activity due to sheer wretchedness
Dude, you're coming to the party, right?
I don't know, I may have to wretch out.
wretch out by J. Bond August 24, 2006

wretch-ish-whore 

The term for a very horrible person who has sex with many people. This word is used often as a replacement for a large number of very inappropriate words when one is in front of someone who would not be too happy with those words..

Of course like all words this can also be used as a playful teaseing word with friends!
__~ if your in the car with your parents~__
"ooo she is such a ... a... stupid wretch-ish-whore!!!!!!!!"

pedigree wretch

The sound you make when you eat dog food, often being tricked into doing so.
I think I have just pissed my pants, you have just eaten a jelly bean made out of dog food and that was some pedigree wretch.
pedigree wretch by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

vape wretch 

The nagging, dry, progressively annoying hack that mysteriously works it's way into the otherwise pristine, healthy respiratory systems of frequent vape users.
Damn dude, you can't even take your dumb shit to the movies without coughing out a lung...you got the vape wretch from hell; time to put that bitch down for awhile...
vape wretch by YAWA November 20, 2018

Hackasaurus Wretch

A lifelong smoker who continues to light up, while coughing and hacking to the point of vomiting while they are enjoying their cigarette.
Wife: Wow, did you hear our neighbor this morning with her a.m. cig? She didn't stop hacking. She sounded like she was dying.

Husband: Yeah, she's a total Hackasaurus Wretch.