Wavy, the Waving Crocodile 

Puppet character from The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson

Wavy, the waving crocodile

Wavy, the Waving Crocodile by Chunks10 July 24, 2010

Hyperactive Wiping Disorder 

A syndrome spawned by the Coronavirus causing consumers to overbuy toilet paper which has caused them to over-engage in wiping their rear ends.

Each and every member of my family has, one by one, begun to manifest the compulsive and frightening symptoms of Hyperactive Wiping Disorder.

Hyperactive Wiping Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

wining 

A sexy Caribbean dance performed by women. Much better than twerking.

Rihanna was wining to T pain for Usain Bolt

wining by jufrang November 22, 2013

Wiping Noses 

To rob a drug dealer, plug, or trap house.

"Don't be posting money, guns and drugs on social media, we wiping noses out here."

Wiping Noses by NovaStellaSolaris July 18, 2019

wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men

A more common name for the advertising device that is also known as an Airdancer. It is a plastic humanoid shaped hollow 'bag' that when supplied with an air flow inflates and appears to flail around.
Uses include:
Attract Customers to your business.
Make a splash at your next presentation.
Keep grandma company.
Protect your crops.
Confuse your neighbours.
African American? Hail a cab.
Testify at church.
Or just raise the roof.

"Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!"

wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men by Al Harrington February 21, 2008

knob and tube wiring 

knob and tube wiring is an electrical wiring system with 2 wires spaced atleast 1 foot a part from etchother with ceramic knob and tube insulators knob and tube wiring was used in houses and buildings in the early days of electricity before sheaved cable was invented and is still in use in a lot of older buildings

my cousins old house has knob and tube wiring still in use and working after over a century wow

knob and tube wiring by littlejimmie March 7, 2019

urban wiping 

Asserting that due to having run out of regular toilet paper, one has been reduced to ripping (the virtual) pages out of the Urban Dictionary to wipe one's behind with after defecating.

(An absurdist but wry way of deflecting an insult about one's hygiene, neither admitting the charge nor getting into an unnecessary fight.)

Outta cash, bro. Been urban wiping.

urban wiping by Dr Whosis December 9, 2010