william shatner 

the best thing to come out of canada since, erm ahh ahem well anyway something for canadalavians to be proud of. still an actor watched more times by more people than tom cruise or arnie simply because of start trek which still rocks after 40 years.

william shatner got picked to sing the national anthem over celine dion.
oh can--a--da our home and native la-haha-and

william shatner by da original playa June 11, 2006

William Shatner 

When you need to take a fat shit during work. The best part about this William shatner is that you get paid for it, no matter how long that shatner takes

Break time! Time to take a William Shatner. Greattt

William Shatner by Temp1234 October 4, 2006

William Shatner 

When you've been holding in a big shit, and before you can even sit down, the pressure of bending over causes immediate uncontrolable shit explosion, that in turn sticks to the back of the toilet and when flushed does NOT go any where.

Gosh Darnit who left the William Shatner on the back of

my toilet bowl . It's the size of the Enterprise !

William Shatner by Ima S Wiper October 17, 2009

William Shatner 

A man who played the greatest Starfleet captain ever. Unfortunately now, you can place any the suffix "-bag" at the end of any word and it would describe him.

Hi. I'm William Shatner and I'm here to shamelessly plug all my books down your throat but I used to be really coo.

William Shatner by not william shatner June 26, 2009

William Shatner 

A person who times his use of the restroom when the meal's bill arrives at the table, thereby removing himself from either having to pay or having to orgainize the bill. AKA Bill Shatner, Bill Shatter, Bill Shits

When the check arrived, John pulled the William Shatner and headed off to the bathroom in hopes he wouldn't have to chip in.

William Shatner by RLPrice August 25, 2011

William Shatner 

see: Sell Out

Canadian born celebrity who will do practically anything to make some dough. Formerlay known as Captain Kirk from the Star Trek television series. His wife was a lush who drowned in their swimming pool. Wears a haripiece.

William Shatner is such a sell out. He sold his voice to my cellphone company for a prerecorded voicemail greeting.
www.rogers.com/celebrityvoicemail

William Shatner by Eric Blair March 27, 2005

the william shatner 

during the move known as the mexican pine cone (inserting ice into her vagina while doing the vacuum position) the male will pour hot sauce onto the vagina and consume it.

dang bro did you score with that chick last night, yeah man i hit her with the william shatner, she loved it!

the william shatner by jellyjd May 21, 2010