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a rather amusing description of a slut slit.
such a date last night - i spent the evening chompin on yer ma's wiffle
wiffle by John Needle February 3, 2004
usually misspelled by canadians, orignally means 'Wiggle'
* Xaviera sits on jatons lap and wiffle
<Xaviera> wiggles^
Wiffle by ntman April 4, 2003
Or wiff for short. The most amazing friend anyone could ask for. Funny, smart, talented, and just fun to be around. He is definitely 4’1 and not practically 6ft. He doesn’t like speaking and is insecure when he shouldn’t be because he is amazing in every way. He also probably needs therapy tho. He’s a simp and he sure does love his breaks.(he also has very great hair that I wanna just eat)
Person: “That was such an L moment for Wiffle”

Person: “WOAH GOODJOB WIFFLE”
Wiffle by AquaMango October 10, 2022

Wiffle-Beer 

A drinking game played like regular wiffleball baseball. The most prominent rule of the game is that players must always have a can in their hand. If an out is made by a player with two open hands this out does not count. Batting must be done with a beer in the batter's hand and if the batter strikes the can out of his/her own hand the player must perform a shotgun. A new beer must be opened for each at bat, and a runner cannot score unless he/she finishes the beer before reaching home plate. If a runner reaches home plate before finishing their beer, it counts as an out. All normal baseball rules are followed, except if a runner is struck with the wiffleball while off base they are considered out. Games consist of 10-20 players. Typical games are played until the beer has all been drunk. Most epic Wiffle-Beer games have forgotten scores and everyone involved walks off the field a winner. Shit Talking is a must, esp. when runners projectile vomit.
Dick- Man, I'm going to have to take a nap before tonight's party, that 2PM wiffle-beer game kicked my ass!

Jane- Dick, you're a pussy.
Wiffle-Beer by psylemon November 3, 2011

wiffle ball 

the single greatest backyard, street, and beach game ever created! ever ever
" yo brian wanna go play wiffle ball"
" fuckin yea lets go... Im up first!"
wiffle ball by justin May 11, 2004