vasectomy 

To cut the tubes from a man's balls to his penis to prevent sperm from leaving the body.

Alex needed a vasectomy because he was a village idiot.

vasectomy by Fireblood September 21, 2005

russian vasectomy 

Getting a revolver and blowing one's gonads off.

I didn't want to waste the money, so I just decided to have a Russian vasectomy.

russian vasectomy by MuthaLuvR April 14, 2014

Foot Vasectomy

Permanently altering a man’s ability to reproduce by kicking him in the balls or standing on the balls and crushing them.

Dan wanted to make sure he could not father any children so he had me kick him in the nuts repeatedly, giving him a
Foot Vasectomy.

Foot Vasectomy by AileronGirl August 19, 2007

vasecto-jeans 

A pair of jeans, too tight for a man to wear, thus cutting off circulation of the lower extremities, especially the package. As made popular by the Atypical Sports Show podcast www.atypicalsportsshow.com

Man, look how tight those vasecto-jeans are. You can see the sweat rolling down his leg and everything.

vasecto-jeans by m1zzark September 19, 2009

Vasectomy 

Devenomizing the Cobra

Getting a vasectomy is like Devenomizing the Cobra

Vasectomy by Dritzz September 11, 2011

Mexican Vasectomy 

Any kick or punch to the testicles that is so damaging, that sexual reproduction becomes impossible.

I gave that asshole at the bar last night a Mexican Vasectomy for looking at me funny.

Mexican Vasectomy by Derp Urban September 13, 2014

Vasectomate 

The act of having a vasectomy.

The doctor is going to vasectomate me.

Vasectomate by BigMcBrad July 22, 2009