Definitions by MuthaLuvR

grease wedge 

To take old oil grease from one's car and wedge between their butt cheeks, leaving it there for a few weeks before washing, leaving a nice black stain.

Tommy grease wedges? That's why his ass smelled like gasoline.

grease wedge by MuthaLuvR April 15, 2014

russian vasectomy 

Getting a revolver and blowing one's gonads off.

I didn't want to waste the money, so I just decided to have a Russian vasectomy.

russian vasectomy by MuthaLuvR April 14, 2014