Urban Dictionary Douche 

Someone who actually uses the Urban Word of The Day words in everyday talk. In doing so he/she sounds like a douche.

Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Don't be an Urban Dictionary Douche!"

Urban Dictionary Douche by RocketPower10 March 14, 2011

urban douchenary 

refers to douchebags who dream out disgusting fantasies and then post them on this site as if everyone: 1) knows what the hell they are talking about; and 2) cares.

"Hey... have you ever heard of a Medium Johnsonrod Carolina Hot Sauce Flapper?"

"No... it must be something some urban douchenary made up."

urban douchenary by Arthur J. Vandelay November 5, 2009

Urban douchetionary 

The correct name given to people who see fit to put there own name as a definition and comment on how awesome that name is to impress their friends

1. Micheal is so cool, all the guys wanna be him an all the girls wanna be with him

2. Hayley is so hot, every1 is jealous of her coz she's so pretty and sexy but no1 can ever be as hot as her

'those idiots are turning a perfectly good site slowly from urban dictionary to urban douchetionary'

Urban douchetionary by Papa-G November 20, 2009

Urban Douchemonger 

An Urban Dictionary representative that reads ALL submitted definitions and does not approve epic material.

Dude1: Hey! did they submit your word?

Dude2: no!

Dude1: What a Urban douchemonger.

Urban Douchemonger by Charles xavier whiskers IV October 23, 2011

Urbandouche

Urbandouches are people who try to add a definition on Urbandictonary or randomly enter chat rooms and spew hate about one specific person.

Joe: hows life?
Bob: good
"Sed has enterd the chat room"
Joe: hi...
Sed: OmG jEnNIfEr IS a TOTally BItCH!!!!! shES fAt aND HaS no FRIENds!!!!!
Bob: who are you?
"Sed has left the chat room"
Joe: what an URBANDOUCHE

Urbandouche by Leafman April 18, 2009

Urbandouchenary 

A Urbandouchenary has no life and spends most of his time on urbandictionary. These people have two friends one of them is another person who almost loves starwars as much him. And the other is him mom. This person has All the starwars action figures books, movies, comics, pajamas. etc. This person has talked to a girl once in his life, but stopped because everyone saw his tiny boner. This person is going to kill himself before he is 25. Or whenever starwars is forgotten.

Chad: Hey dad want to see what i did on urbandictionary??

Dad: NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOUR AN URBANDOUCHENARY..GO DIE!

Urbandouchenary by Baller013 May 13, 2009

UrbanDoucheBag 

Those really annoying idiots who

A: define words that everybody knows like "annoying" or "plastic"
B: People who define their boyfriend or girlfriend's name, using words like "Beautiful", "Smart", or "Sexy".
C: Those bored people with no life who make up their own random words that dont make sense and will never be used.

A: My brother is such an UrbanDoucheBag, once he went online and defined the word welcome.
B: I found out that UrbanDoucheBag had a crush on me when she defined my name on Urban Dictionary.
C: That kid is such and UrbanDoucheBag, and he has no friends cuz all he does is make up words and post them on Urban Dictionary.

UrbanDoucheBag by UrbanSmartyPants August 24, 2010