turnip 

Derogatory name for a Bristol City supporter.
As thick as the root vegetable, has nothing useful to say and as interesting as digging one out of the ground!

You didn't get promoted again???
When will you turnip inbreds ever learn?

turnip by argyle-ive July 7, 2004

Turnip 

A person with a humorless, lifeless and ignorant personality. One who does not tolerate anything silly or fun. Rude and anti-social, often controlling of people who do not conform to be as much of a boring, flavorless turnip as they are.

"That girl has the personality of a turnip, she doesn't even like family guy!"

"She's turning her boyfriend into a turnip too, he never comes out anymore"

Turnip by nomoreturnipspls September 30, 2011

turnip 

Someone who is judgment-proof, having no assets or regular income.

From the saying, "You can't get blood from a turnip." If you sue a "turnip," you will probably win, and get a judgment, but you will have no way to collect on it.

I'd sue that son of a bitch, and I'd win, too. But he's a turnip; what's the point.

turnip by s%mebody August 5, 2012

turnip 

rubbish - very low quality - something without value -

have you ever seen `underbelly` ? - its totally turnip.

thats more turnip than a normal can shake a stick at

turnip by merk hunter May 6, 2008

Turnip 

Referring to a female dog's private parts.

When I bathe my dog, I make sure to get in there and really clean out her turnip.

Turnip by Phil July 29, 2003

Turnip 

A person being dangerously reckless and/or acting like a twat.

Often used affectionately.

"I just ran my teabag through the espresso maker to make stronger tea, then threw up the result!"
"Oh Alex, you are such a turnip!"

Turnip by Guava Squirrel January 6, 2014

Turnip 

Turnip is a new form of STD that was just discovered. The symptoms are different for each sex. A women gets large red bumps all around her vag and when popped a green puss oozes every where. A man will have his dick fall off and it will become a short little turnip and your sperm transforms into the green puss. Warning- the puss is highly acidic.

Dude that striper last night had turnips! Didn't you see the green stuff on the pole?

Man now I am goint to be made fun of, my dick is now even smaller, and it kinda smells

Turnip by Skiters April 18, 2011