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ticket proof 

You get a free pass professional courtesy when you get stopped by the cops for a traffic violation because you are an off-duty or retired cop and have a cop ID to flash when the officer requests your drivers license.

Cop's wives and girlfriends are also ticket proof and so are off-duty firefighters.

Nobody is ticket proof with the Arizona DPS, and with some California Highway Patrol officers. Don't count on your police ID to help you much if your breath smells like a brewery.
That trooper said he had me clocked at 95, good thing I'm ticket proof or that would have been one hell of an expensive ticket.
ticket proof by warnhubb September 23, 2006

Tickelled 

Viscously humping a man until his banjo string hangs by a thread. Usually accompanied by gushings of blood, embarrassment, and shame
Friend 1: 'Why are you limping?'
Friend 2: 'Alice Tickelled me again'
Tickelled by Wasteyman865 January 23, 2015

Tinder celebrity 

A tinder user who is famed and known to every male/female out for notoriously pursuing as many profiles as possible; simultaneously. They are often found to be deleting and reinstalling their profile in hopes of matching former left swipers. They blindly and furiously swipe right to every profile in a 160km radius, thus eventually gaining publicity amongst all tinder users and gaining tinder celebrity status.
"check out this guy I've been talking to, we might catch up for dinner"
"oh thats just jeff he's the biggest tinder celebrity and has hooked up with everyone in town."
Tinder celebrity by Amnesiac_ July 15, 2018

Fun tickets 

Cash, to have a good time with. Not for bills, rent, groceries, etc.
Sorry guys I spent all my fun tickets on that lap dance.(when it's your turn to buy a round)
Fun tickets by Justin Ehlert January 7, 2004

ticketbastard

another word for ticketmaster.

a monopoly that is in the ticket selling and distribution business.

also see bastard.
The band Pearl Jam boycotted venues run by Ticketmaster in 1994 and filed an unfair business practice law suit against the giant.
Because of their monopolizingways their name is synonymous with ticketbastard.

TicketBastard

an overpriced ticket monopoly that will screw you any way they can.
TicketBastard, don't care about people, cause they're the antichrist.
TicketBastard by v1cious May 14, 2004