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Tingo Tango 

The process of masturbating at the same time as the homie(s) either over the internet or in person aswell. This can be done over a call or while texting said homie(s). It is most commonly done with long distance friendships via the Internet. Common practices are sharing video links with your homies to tingo to. Or video calling and tingoing to the other homies genitalia. The name refers to before and after the said masturbation process. Tingoing is when in the process of masturbation. While tangoing is the aftermath of said masturbation process. So when saying "tingo tango" you are referring to both parts of the process. This entire process is just a way of bonding with the homies, it is in no way homo or the gay. But just to take extra precaution from people trying to call you a gay nigga poop baby say no homo before and after the tingo tango process.
"Hey Luke, Are you trying to tingo tango later?"

"Hell yeah bro, I've been waiting to tingo all day"
Tingo Tango by Autum's Whore 666 October 15, 2019

tingo tingo

An Argentinian man that dresses more like a woman.
tingo tingo by TheGreenAngle August 15, 2021
Verb: The act of getting defrauded or highly taken advantage of in a deal causing complete financial ruin and regret.

Also the act of receiving an unwanted sex act.
I had a crappy lawyer, my wife completely Tingo’d me in the divorce

My bro slipped something in my drink, next thing I know I woke up in a bathroom with a gaping asshole, I got Tingo’d.
Tingo’d by BangoSkankWasHere July 31, 2024

lingo mango tingo 

A very smelly person who likes to dance and hide inside bins.
You can normally spot them hanging around penguins and running away from Lalvin.
Oh no look who it is.
That lingo mango tingo again.

dis-sus-ting 

Commiting an act that is both gross and suspicious.
Friend 1: Bro, did you just eat your bugger?

Friend 2: Uhh.. what? Um, no man

Friend 1: Bro... dis-sus-ting
dis-sus-ting by J.J.Clark October 4, 2021