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Meet The Spartans 

One of the most ridiculous movies ever made.
Brandon: Did you see Meet The Spartans yet?
Jessica: Yeah, it was 98 minutes of pure torture.
Meet The Spartans by I'mAnonymous February 2, 2008

the space robots 

They are here to protect you from wordthe terrible secret of space/word
We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
the space robots by Cpt.Bob October 23, 2003

riding the space cadillac 

Smoking enough marijuna that you feel out of this world. Also an amazing song by master guitarist Buckethead.
(first guy)Dude I'm so high. (second guy) I know it bro, your riding the space cadillac.

The Spanish inquisition 

Something no-one expects
"No-one expects the Spanish inquisition!"

Pick up the Spare 

When you ejaculate into someone's mouth and hit the uvula
Wes' uvula is so huge, when I shoot my load down his throat, I always pick up the spare.

The Spanish Jeff 

–noun, plural -fes  /-fɛs; Eng. -feɪz/ Spanish. leader; chief; boss.

A la "what would you do for a Klondike bar," this is the ultimate dare or dare scenario. In order to do the nasty with some way outta-your-league celeb gash, you have to do two things. First, you have to eat a platter of her poo. While that shit is nasty, that's not all. You have to nosh her spanish coffee while sitting in your bedroom, watching a man sleep in your bed for one hour. But it's not just any man. It's your old, skinny, dead toothed nerd-of-a boss. What's worse is he is naked. So, now, not only are you a shit eater, but you get to have your anti-poon boss' grey, old balls all over your sheets. The prize is to bang your favorite celeb for six hours.
Guy 1: "Man, I'd do anything to slay Danica Patrick. She's such a hammer."

Guy 2: "Really bro, would you do the Spanish Jeff?"

Guy 1: "You bet your ass I would...Now wait, can it not be after she's eaten chicken wings? And, does it have to be that douchebag boss, Lumburgh?"

Guy 2: "Dude, you are hard up for Danica Patrick. Let's go talk this over at BW3s."