–noun, plural -fes /-fɛs; Eng. -feɪz/ Spanish. leader;
chief; boss.
A la "what would you do for a Klondike
bar," this is the ultimate dare or dare scenario. In order to do the nasty with some way outta-your-league celeb gash, you have to do two things. First, you have to
eat a platter of her
poo. While that shit is nasty, that's not all. You have to nosh her spanish
coffee while sitting in your bedroom, watching a man sleep in your bed for one hour. But it's not just any man. It's your old, skinny, dead toothed
nerd-of-a boss. What's worse is he is naked. So, now, not only are you a shit eater, but you get to have your anti-poon boss' grey, old balls all over your sheets. The prize is to bang your favorite celeb for six hours.
Guy 1: "Man, I'd do anything to slay Danica Patrick. She's such a hammer."
Guy
2: "Really bro, would you do the Spanish
Jeff?"
Guy 1: "You bet your
ass I would...Now wait, can it not be after she's eaten chicken wings? And, does it have to be that douchebag boss, Lumburgh?"
Guy
2: "Dude, you are hard up for Danica Patrick. Let's go talk this over at BW3s."