The Right Coast 

The best band on the East (the right) coast from the land of the Amish! Members include Brandon Ehrgood (vocals+crazy hair, frequent swearer), M. Curran Blevins (drums+hellarious, vlogger), John Becker (guitar+all-around amazing guy, photogenic!), & Eric Camarota (bass+epic tatoos). This is most likely subject to change because they always change members :(. All the guys are really down to earth. You can learn this band's uniquely random lingo. Make whootsticks, hibye, whootcopter, whootsauce, hussie, and iwillfuckyourlifeaway a part of your daily vocabulary right now. As of now they have released two EPs: This Is Now & This Is Acoustic. Both of which are amazing. GO CHECK 'EM OUT NOW!!'

Me: Hey! Joe...
Joe: Who the hell are you?
Me: You wanna know what's more addictive than crack and prescription meds that I steal from my grandma?
Joe: Get the fuck away from me.
Me: The Right Coast!!!
Joe: Oh yea! I masterbate to their music everyday. I'd totally turn gay to tap that...
*awkward silence*

The Right Coast by stillFly4life December 19, 2009

The Right Can't Meme 

1: The REAL truth of the internet: The political right (US Republicans, Trump supporters, boomers, etc.) is uncapable of creating internet humor, and any attempt at doing so will automatically end up getting ratioed extremely.
Lots of these have to do with their lack of empathy toward the oppressed, their consistent racism, their use of the projection fallacy, or their cherry-picked Christian values. What the right doesn't understand about the left's meme "theft" is that the right's memes were never funny in the first place, therefore it is up to the left to improve, make wholesome, or remove any meaning from their original meme.

2: the subreddit showing off examples of definition 1. Constantly at war with The Right Can't Meme.

Lefty 1: Ugh, Ben Garrison just made another dumbass political cartoon! Why does he think that everything against him is "woke"?
Lefty 2: No wonder the right can't meme! Don't worry, there's so much labelling here it's BEGGING to be made into a cum edit!

The Right Can't Meme by pixelator5 August 30, 2022

the right turn 

When you're fucking a girl doggystyle and then ... ooops ... suddenly strangle her with a garden hose.

Whoa. I mean we were having great sex and then, wham! Outa nowhere came a right turn.

the right turn by Shep August 15, 2003

The right to vote 

People fought hard to get this right and yet we wasted it on trump

I voted for trump bc why not
we wasted the right to vote

The right to vote by purple nation November 14, 2016

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world 

during half life 2 G man said this

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world - G man

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world by Smart words sussybaka January 11, 2022

The Right-Hand Suzuki Method

Otherwise known in proper noun form as "The Method", or in a verb form such as "Methoding". This refers to both male and female masturbation and the techniques therein. It is usually used between Soul Friends or people who are obsessed with it.

Josh, you're obsessed with Methoding girls.

The Right-Hand Suzuki Method by Blu April 7, 2004

The Right to Pee-Silence 

1. The right one has for an experience which is free from all language at the urinal, as it is socially unfathomable to talk to the guy standing next to you at the urinal, or worse the next stall over.

2. The right to pee without the expectation of conversation of any kind.

1. Dude, I was at a business meeting and my boss came in while I was taking a leak, and started chatting me up. I guess he doesn't know that we all have "The Right to Pee-Silence", what an asshole.

2. I was taking a monster leak, and the guy next to me asked me what time it was. i said WTF Chuck, haven't you heard of " The Right To Pee-Silence."?

The Right to Pee-Silence by scottrude May 31, 2010