The Lies of the Jedi 

Something that Anakin Skywalker managed to see through, causing him to become a Sith and eliminating his fear of the Dark Side of the Force.

Anakin: "I see through the lies of the Jedi."

The Lies of the Jedi by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 23, 2020

return of the jedi 

The sixth, and "last", episode of the Star Wars saga. The film in which Luke confronts his father, we see the Emperor face-to-face, and we meet those cuddly little bastards, the Ewoks.

Sorry Wicket, but Jar Jar Binks has taken your title as the most hated creature in the galaxy.

return of the jedi by bigtones September 19, 2004

The return of the jedi 

Means when you come back home after having sexual intercourse with a girl that could be physically associated with the lineage of chewbacca. Meaning very unattractive.

"Hey dude. Did you meet Brad after the party last night?"
"Yeah. This jackass came home proud after getting laid and wanted a high-five."
"Really?"
"No way I would high-five him. He did the return of the jedi!"

The return of the jedi by Just1nSw7 August 13, 2018

The Last Jedi 

The eighth film in the main Star Wars saga, that divided Star Wars fans, with those who disliked the movie being extremely vocal on the internet, especially directing hate towards Rian Johnson, the director. Many fans have campaigned for Disney to remake the movie, with some petitions passing their signature goals by thousands. One thing from the movie unites fans however. The Canto Bight scene is really poor.

Me: Idk, I kinda liked The Last Jedi.
Literally everyone: Oi. Fuck off! You’re the only one who thinks that!

The Last Jedi by SevenGillShark August 25, 2018

The Last Jedi 

What you see when you look down into the base of the toilet after a fierce session of fiery diarrhoea.

Man 1: Oh no! I didn't make it to the john in time! Now The Last Jedi is all over my kitchen floor...

The Last Jedi by TheDefinerOfThingsUndefined January 23, 2018

The Last Jedi 

(1)The feeling when “studying” for 2.5 hours for a test when after the 2.5 dreadful hours you realized that you jam packed so much useless information in your head that you learned nothing and it was a complete waste.

(2)Opening the biggest Christmas present you have only to find out that your “funny” uncle put a box of tissues inside multiple larger boxes to wipe your tears away once it’s all unwrapped over.

John: What did you do last weekend? I ate an m&m thinking it was a skittle. It was the most disappointing thing ever.
Billy: Oh man, sounds like you saw the Last Jedi.

The Last Jedi by imdaddrmaster December 16, 2017

The Last Jedi 

The Last Jedi is to take something with great momentum and enjoyment, and then completely ruin the fun in it because you think you’re an intellectual

“Hey Rian look at this cool drawing I made!”
“Wow JJ that’s really cool, allow me to wipe my musty cheeks with it!”
“Aw, why did you The Last Jedi my cool drawing Rian?”

The Last Jedi by AJsw77 October 13, 2018