The Couch Shitters 

People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap

John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch

Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too

Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?

The Couch Shitters by Thy Custodian April 7, 2024

jump the couch 

A defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's recent behavior on Oprah. Also see jump the shark

My new boyfriend Benny seemed totally normal until he jumped the couch and started rubbing spicy brown mustard on his body at my family reunion.

jump the couch by Melissa and Rebecca July 26, 2005

snake in the couch 

An effective and often used method to drastically shorten the stay of unwanted houseguests.

My in-laws were coming to stay for a week so I picked up a terrarium and a large, non-venomous snake at House of Reptiles and released it into the couch in the front room which also happened to be their fold-out guest bed and as they walked through the door, my five-year-old son yelled out, “snake in the couch!”

snake in the couch by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019

The guy on the couch. 

That dude that showed up with your homie, that you barely know who ends up staying at your crib long after your friend leaves, to smoke up the rest of your weed.

The guy on the couch.

The guy on the couch. by Untraced March 19, 2011

Shit the couch 

When a girl takes it in the rear, and when the man pulls out the girl literally takes a shit on the couch.

"Hey, did you hear? Tanya shit the couch last night?"

"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"

Shit the couch by pinohkio December 18, 2011

low in the couch 

When someone has had so much to driink that they are slouched down in the couch very close to pass out phase.

How many drinks have you had? You are seriously low in the couch.

low in the couch by Chucktowngirl72 September 5, 2012

Check Between the Couch 

Literally every single father's response when you lose the TV remote.

Child: "Dad, I don't know where the remote is."
Father: "Check between the couch."

Check Between the Couch by SupaGamer2017 November 23, 2022