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The Daily Bugle 

A sex method in which a glory hole located on the ceiling is used by someone with adhesive hands
Spider-Man likes to do the daily bugle, with Mary Jane on the floor above
The Daily Bugle by GraveDohl1994 February 20, 2024

The Bangkok Bugle

The Bangkok Bugle is a sexual act usually performed by window fitters called Darren on vacation in Thailand.
They stick the tapered end of a traffic cone in their arsehole then bend over to suck off a lady boy and during the act of said fellatio also reach round to finger the recipients rusty sheriffs badge while farting the tune of Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy.
"Have you seen Darren Lately Mark?"

"No he is in Thailand for a month, He is probably playing The Bangkok Bugle while we speak"

the school house bugle

Homosexual activity involving pursing the lips and attempting to use an anus like a brass intrument. syn. Arse-trumpeting, playing the old arse-brass
In cottaging circles Adam was a renowned school house bugler, I'm sure if you ask him nicely he'll show you how to play the school house bugle

the bugler 

When you wrap toilet paper around your hand and cup your asshole when you have a bout of diarrhea in a public place to muffle the noise.
I had to take a dump, but there was somebody in the stall next to me and I couldn't hold it, so I did the bugler.
the bugler by miss_jellybeans September 26, 2013

Shooting The Bugler 

To aim for an easy target or carry out a comparatively easy task which may give the appearance of success, achievement or progress towards a desired goal but does not have any substantial merit, benefit or value and/or does not actually help to achieve the intended goal in any substantive way. A business buzz phrase or management speak associated with with general douchebaggery and common use by tits, wankers, tosspots and arseholes. The phrase has military origins, where buglers and pipers often went into battles unarmed, stood in plain sight and were no direct threat to to the opponent.
Andy, I agree with John that your idea would would just be shooting the bugler.

The Budley

Paul's mother really likes champagne....
Oh yeah, she loves The Budley!
The Budley by BudleyLover July 13, 2016