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In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! 

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

Rogans Tall 

A unit of measure to explain the height of men.

Men above 8 Rogans Tall often use this UOM without shame, men under 8 Rogans Tall are offended by this term as it means they have to get their fancy pants hemmed by their mom or grandmother.
Guy 1: “1 Rogan is the size of a limp china-man’s penis”
Guy 2: “So that means Shapiru is only 2 Rogans Tall

Guy 1: “Exactly....”
Rogans Tall by Nothanksnicegirl August 12, 2019

tall lesbian 

a common known nickname for the beautiful @danisnotonfire. Who is currently dating Phil, also know as @amazingphil on the platform youtube. Which, their ship name is "Phan"
OMG look it's a tall lesbian!
tall lesbian by Phan member #2675 January 2, 2015

Tall Lesbian 

Dan Howell is one sexy tall lesbian

Tallahassee Tapout 

Traditional sex maneuver that's performed while in the 69 position. Quickly and without notice wrap your legs around the woman's neck and begin breaking wind until she taps out and/or passes out.
Nothing out of the ordinary officer, but it might be related to me giving her the Tallahassee Tapout. Will she be ok?
Tallahassee Tapout by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

National Tall Girl Appreciation Day 

National Tall Girl Appreciation Day is on November 3rd. Since there's a short girl appreciation day and not a tall girl one, I made one myself. You're welcome.
Girl 1: What day is it today?
Girl 2: It's November 3rd.

Girl 2: Oh cool! It's National Tall Girl Appreciation Day!