Squirrel Pack

The thing in front of the left handed scissors.

Coach: "Chris, get the left handed scissors!"
Chris: "Where are they?"
Coach: "Behind the squirrel pack!"

Squirrel Pack by CodyDV October 27, 2010

squigler 

Someone with squiggly handwriting that is totally unreadable.

I can't read your doctor's prescription, he's a total squigler!

squigler by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

secret squirrel bitch

A female !(cunt ,ex-wife,ex-girlfriend or bitch!)..who is confused and unhappy about her fucked up life after she left you and goes undercover .incognito. and loves to create drama!Because she did and can!..

Check it out you secret squirrel bitch! Save your lies and and Bullshit for one who gives a rats ass!

secret squirrel bitch by anonymous November 6, 2017

squirrel blanket 

an example of nonfunctional knitting, weaving, or other fabric art

rosie the artist had some squirrel blankets in rachel's show at the gallery for women and their work

squirrel blanket by bossa screwanova September 14, 2009

Geauga Flying Squirrel 

A gay sex position, wherin four gay men do handstands without any clothes on. The gay men then take a four leged chair and insert a leg of each chair into each of their rectoms, all while still doing handstands,than the largest of the homosexuals sits atop the chair and begins to vigerously masterbate until he ejaculates and moistens the bodies of the four gay men still doing handstands.

(also known as The Cardinal High Special, because it is a common excircise done before all football games by their students.)

The gay students decided to finish their gay orgy with a Geauga Flying Squirrel.

Geauga Flying Squirrel by Point-Badgers. January 11, 2012

Squirrel friend

Reference among drag queens to refer to other drag queens, especially those that hide their nuts.

"Greetings squirrel friends!" ~ RuPaul
"Can I borrow your wig? We are squirrel friends, right?"

Squirrel friend by Not RuPaul December 15, 2013

Squirrelopotamus 

Giant squirrels that roam New England during the winter months. They are impervious to the cold and seem to enjoy antagonizing bird-watchers by routinely emptying well-secured bird feeders. The squirrelopotamus is known in the scientific community by its Latin name, Sciurus hippopotamid.

New Englander A: Look at that giant squirrel in the back yard!
New Englander B: Woah, he's wicked huge -- the size of three squirrels! Must be a squirrelopotamus.

Squirrelopotamus by mindianajones December 21, 2013