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Smithfield Cleanser 

When you take a water can from your truck, secure the nozzle in your asshole, and give yourself a good colon cleansing.
"Gave myself a good Smithfield Cleanser the other day and I tell ya man I feel great! Yall should give it a try"

Smithfield Shim

Fictional device used to reduce the diameter of an extremely large vagina. It involves inserting a complete Smithfield whole cured ham into the cavernous canal, then pulling out the bone, leaving a smaller hole for one to fornicate with and reducing the “hot dog in the hallway” effect.
Jenny said she’s gonna let me hit it at the party tonight!”

“Bro, errybody been hitting that. In fact she just left Bill’s house and he’s hung like a goddamned horse. You’re gonna need to bring a Smithfield Shim or you’re going to hear your own echo in that pussy.”
Smithfield Shim by Eddie.d November 17, 2019

Southfield christian school 

The school where rich kids claim to be from the hood
*dancing in front of mirror on snapchat* “I came from the trenches!” but is really from Troy or Bloomfield hills and goes to southfield christian school

Southfield 

A city located next to Detroit. Not quite as bad as Detroit its self but still there are better cities.
Person 1: Dude where do you live?
Person 2: I live in southfield
Southfield by Dirge of the Fallen October 17, 2008

southfield christian school 

The school where rich kids claim to be from the hood.
* dancing in front of mirror on Snapchat *

“ I came from the trenches!” but is really from Farmington Hills or Birmingham and goes to southfield christian school.

Southfield MA 

A small town in the southwest corner of Massachusetts. Located in Berkshire County, which known for attracting tourists from cities that are probably lacking in wildlife. Southfield is composed of a few types of people including rednecks, nature-worshipers, and second-home-owners. The tree-to-people ration is too high to record. The entire town population, including surrounding area, is about 600 people. Whereas most towns have many shopping centers, restaurants, ice cream shops, grocery stores, and movie theaters, Southfield has a general store, a post office, and a fire station. The roads are in crap condition, but it just adds to the small-town charm. A resident of Southfield generally has to drive anywhere from 10-20+ minutes to find any entertainment that isn't hiking or camping, or involving the outdoors. Residents don't normally ever have to buy groceries in the spring/summer, because the gardens and farms in everyone's backyards provide all the nutrition needed.
Guess I'll go to Southfield MA and unleash my inner love for bug-bites :)
Southfield MA by whadduplife June 15, 2011