Shitter shopping 

The act of online shopping on a mobile device (phone, tablets) while sitting on the toilet. One would usually partake in shitter shopping while your supposed to working at your job.

Worker1 "hey where's Joey ?He's been gone for a half an hour now."
Worker 2 " he's probably in the bathroom shitter shopping for some black Friday deals "

Joey: "bro, I was totally shitter shopping at work and some guy comes and drops ass in the stall next to me and shits when there was clearly 10 other empty bathroom stalls . But I did manage to get some great deals on amazon.

Shitter shopping by rightlane February 28, 2016

Same day shipping at 11:59pm

The Amazon employee has to speed run the package to your home in one minute. If they don’t succeed they are shipped to Afghanistan to be trained as ISIS members.

Me: (Orders an item on Amazon with same day shipping at 11:59pm)
Cursed Amazon worker: Fuck...

Same day shipping at 11:59pm by Dick Cheeze Demario October 5, 2020

Shopping Socks 

Fancy socks that a person wears to go shopping as opposed to socks a person wears to bed.

Fetch me my fancy shopping socks Haiden, mama's going to the store to get a box.

Shopping Socks by Redboots November 5, 2010

Shopping cart racing 

When you race by pushing empty shopping carts around in a store or shopping mall with people racing against you.

The sport usually always involves drifting the carts while racing.

It can be very risky in some ways because of people and other shoppers being in the way.

Security guards pursuits may be involved around the store or mall.

1: What do you wanna do tonight guys?
2: Let’s go shopping cart racing!
All: Yeah!
1: Alright. Shhhh. Let’s get our carts out and let’s totally rip up the store!

Shopping cart racing by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

home shopping network 

A TV shopping show. Mostly has useless crap nobody would ever need.

The best thing on the home shopping network is the knife collectors show. Atleast they don't sell sega products.

home shopping network by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Knowledge Shopping 

When someone criticizes you for being an idiot or not knowledgable either because you don't read books or don't keep up with news and current events. The person then goes out to a store and buys an item that if seen by the other would increase his respect of him. There are two results of this. The criticized person would then take the bought item and then never look at it or use it or they could return/sell it after a couple of days.

Jared: Mike you're a fucking idiot you don't know anything!!
Mike: Screw you i'm smart

Mike walks into B&N and buys Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code
Jared sees Mike

Jared: Whoaaaa you're gonna read that book??
Mike: Yeah man i've read all of his books

Jared to himself: Jesus Christ Mike is soooo smart!!

Mike to himself: HAHAHA im soooo knowledge shopping im never gonna read a book longer than 10 pages lol

Mike returns book

Knowledge Shopping by akararules July 6, 2010

Car shopping 

Burglary of parked cars without breaking and entering. Typically oocurs in affluent middle-class sprawl where security is minimal and surveillance predictable. Shoppers may operate in low traffic parking lots or by night in residential areas.

Thieves will target unlocked vehicles for small valuables like sunglasses, loose change, wallets, CDs, small electronics and accessories. Stereo equipment and other permanent installations are generally left undisturbed. Occasionally a car shopper may force entry when a visible briefcase, backpack, or box is likely to contain exceptionally valuable items (e.g. laptop computer or merchandise)

To evade detection and remain inconspicuous, perpetrators selectively target favorable conditions. Ideal targets include street parking adjacent to dwellings with lax security and multiple luxury vehicles. Classification of a likely owner and proximity to that person's residency may also be taken into account.

To protect your residence, professional security or visible evidence of pets are the highest deterrents. Automatic appliances activated by timer or motion detection provide effective low cost security. Vanity lighting and sprinkler systems offer additional utilitarian deterrence as well.

We gunna hit up the burbs for some car shopping.

Car shopping by Cynicmusic August 31, 2004