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shittles 

Any kid who is:
A) A Juggallo.
B) Dumb, even for a Juggallo.
C) Doesn't know how to jack off.
D) Wants to have anything and everything in school to fucking revolve around clowns.
E) When asked to comment on writing assignment, always says "It shows how he feels."
*Zach is talking about masturbation for some reason*

Shittles: How do you do it?

*room turns dead silent as people stare in disbelief*

Zach: You hit it with a hammer.

Shittles: Really?

Zach: Yeah, that's why they call it beating your meat.

Shittles: Okay! *grabs hammer, hits self in groin* Ow, that hurt!

Zach: That's cause you're not doing it right.
shittles by Jack D. Ripper June 22, 2004

Shittles 

A "curse word" used when u dont wanna say "shit." Its like "shit" but the "-tles" makes it a tiny "shit." This means it is less harsh.
Dude: Man, u dropped your keys
Other Dude: Shittles
Shittles by Lance December 27, 2004

shittles 

A term used for exclamation. Contrary to popular belief, that is all it should ever be used for.
"I just dropped my phone in the toilet! SHITTLES!"

"OW, I just stubbed my toe! SHITTLES!"

"Shittles, I forgot to mail Amie her herpes cream. Oh well"
shittles by donotello August 5, 2008

shittles 

if you are to matt giamanco, you are a shittle
the above person is shittles, the king of shittle.
he's gay
shittles by mattgiamancoisgay December 27, 2010

shittles 

disturbing but common side-effect of tasting the fruit rainbow
No, he can't come to the phone. He's got the shittles.
shittles by gracegoofinoff March 24, 2011

Shittles 

When you stick skittles up your ass then shit them out
Hey dude I'm a make some shittles
Shittles by l Cryo l July 25, 2020