shtory 

How is it going?

Whats the shtory?

shtory by CuLT April 5, 2003

Shitorexia 

Shitorexia is a poop disorder characterized by a refusal to accept pooping as a normal daily cycle. Shitorexics often feel strong urges to poop, but deny themselves all but the very smallest of poops. Shitorexics create a distorted negative image of their poops and foster regimes in connection with their poops. They are often incapable of pooping when placed in non-regime environments.

Shitorexia occurs in the ratio of one male per billion females.

Jane and John were at a concert. Suddenly they had to go home early. Shitorexia had struck again.

Shitorexia by PopeMichael January 15, 2011

shitonymity

The practice of allowing one who has taken a massively loud and malodorous dump the dignity of leaving the bathroom stall without being identified. May apply not only to saving the individual the embarrassment following said dump, but also during said dump. In that case, an individual washing their hands or urinating at a urinal who witnesses another person entering a stall will complete their urination and (hopefully subsequent handwashing) in a timely manner as to allow the shitter the opportunity to defecate with the full force necessary to empty their bowels.

After returning to work from lunch at a local Mexican restaurant, I appreciate that the guy that entered the bathroom during my explosive shitfest left quickly, granting me shitonymity and freedom from embarrassment.

Of course, the hot girl seated by the bathroom heard the whole damn drum solo and stared at me as I returned to my cubicle in shame...or is it pride?

shitonymity by thirtyfivethousandfeet August 4, 2011

Shitoly 

A shortcut word for holy shit!

Oh shitoly!! (Oh holy shit!)

Shitoly by Mama tees tees May 31, 2021

Shitery

A building, complex, room or area consisting of multiple lavatories. Typically in a cubicle arrangement for use by the general public public.

I had a fart-off with the guy taking a shit in the cubicle next to me in the McDonalds shitery.

Shitery by Soupdog July 1, 2021

shitoris

Shitoris : an area inside the rectum that is sexually stimulated by fingers, tongue, etc./ Also works in contrast to the clitoris.

I was going down on her/him and slide my finger in her/his rectum and started massaging her/his shitoris.

shitoris by Jessenuf May 13, 2009

shistory

Deliberately twisted or misrepresented ideas about the past, with malicious intent.

Contrast with mishistory

POTUS: "The founding father's intended the United States to be a Christian nation."

SCOTUS: "That's demonstrably false."

POTUS: "It's history baby."

SCOTUS: (Eyeroll) "That's shistory."

shistory by fedora boy February 17, 2013