Sheened 

To get completely shit-housed blackout drunk; this may or may not include disorderly conduct, public urination, or public indecency. Term coined after the legend himself, Charlie Sheen.

"Holy shit Ariel, what the fuck are you saying? Are you sheened or something?"

"I M SEW DRRREE3333333NKADNFXVGEST89NDFBN!!!!!!!!!11111"

"Yeah you're sheened."

Sheened by Sharlie Cheen April 10, 2009

sheeters 

A woman's boobs that are so large that when she lays naked on her back they touch the sheets of the bed.

Man 1: "Look at the size of those jugs!"

Man 2: "I bet those are sheeters."

sheeters by bartfarkel October 13, 2008

Shented 

Losing control of your bowels and literally shitting yourself, at work. Sometimes caused by a sneeze, a forced fart or sometimes accidentally happening simultaneously when vomiting.

Shaniqua threw up and shented at work! She had to throw her pants and trousers in the bin.

I've got diarrhoea so bad that I coughed and accidentally shented, It's everywhere.

Shented by Tar Mac Daddy December 4, 2014

get skeeted on

to have someone ejaculate or "skeet" on you

even a nigga with 24s can get skeeted on

get skeeted on by burgerkingfolife May 12, 2006

Sheeped 

To send email from another user's account, notifying the world that this person has broken computer security policy by walking away from their computer and left it unlocked.

"Erin must have gotten sheeped! I just got an email from her saying she loved sheep and wanted to find some sailors to share them with!!"

"I'm a little teapot and I love SHEEP!"

Sheeped by rgillies May 15, 2009

Sheened 

(adjective) to be inebriated to a state of utter disrepair

Example: 1. Hey bro what are you doing this weekend?

2. I just heard that Tom is having a house party, we're going to get sheened out of our minds.

Sheened by imthefred March 26, 2011

sheezed 

It's when you sneeze and shit your pants

I sneezed twice but unfortunately the third time I sheezed!

sheezed by mnssumtin November 16, 2013