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To be royally fucked either by an unfortunate situation or fucked regardless of preparation. To be shafted is to be utterly screwed over to the point of comfort is needed either from an object or consumption of food or contraband.
Friend - โ€œHow do you think you did on that calculus test?โ€

Me - โ€œI felt bad about it but when I turned it in I knew that I got shafted.โ€
Shafted by Trevasaures June 16, 2018
When someone calls in a make-believe hostage situation or other major offense that would need to be handled by a SWAT team. Mostly done to streamers mid broadcast or other famous Youtube/Twitch celebrities.
The SWAT team busted into his house and arrested him live on stream. He was swatted.
Swatted by Nick 2014 September 3, 2014

shattered the glass 

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.
I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

Shattered Mast 

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken
"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

earth shatter 

a variation of death from above in which a cluster is targeted, creating a mass knockdown. named for the crater it leaves behind.
squad 8 took an earth shatter! there is no back up any more!!!!
earth shatter by Spaz De Kat January 15, 2009
When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!
sharted by emma January 17, 2004