Shapoupilating

Pronounced "sha-poop-ill-ating"

The art of saying you are going to leave a venue, but in fact you stay behind and talk for a given amount of time before really leaving. Often parents and women are the main culprits of shapoupilation. Especially women parents.

Variants: Shapoupilation, Shapoupilate, Shapoupilator.

Mother: "Okay kids, let's go."
Kids: "Are we really going, or are you just going to be shapoupilating for the next half an hour?"

Shapoupilating by shapoupil March 13, 2011

Shampooping 

v. the act of squirting a travel-size bottle portion of shampoo up one's anus, and then proceeding to bend over a willful and participating lover's head, from which the carrier of shampoo releases it on their head, giving them a thorough and affectionate cleaning.

When I got back from my trip, I was dead-tired and just wanted Melissa to give me a good shampooping; she refused of course, that fucking prude!

Shampooping by Pantene Pro-V lover September 5, 2011

Shapoppin' 

Shapoppin' is a phrase used when someone is feeling themselves. They use it to mean they are looking flawless at the moment.

"Girl, I am shapoppin' right now!"

Shapoppin' by pineapple.bby February 24, 2017

shamoolies 

Noun: Refers to the nickname given by military personnel to illumination flares that are used on the battlefield to light large areas up.

A small plastic tube with a pullstring that, when pulled, shoots a rocket propelled flare approx. 800m into the air, which then burns with a bright orange-red colour for 50 seconds whilst dropping to the ground with a small parachute. It allows infantry units to light an area up in a battle about 1km squared so as to expose the enemy they are engaging. Although technically called Illumination Flares, military personnel refer to them as Shamoolies.

shamoolies by Dutchy_1988 December 24, 2008

Shpoople

First begun in 1843, the ISA, or International Shpoople Association, is the leading organizer and executor of intra- and international Shpoople matches and tournaments, including the WST, the World Shpoople Trophy.

Shpoople was begun by Fjord Vanderflorgen in Copenhagen, Denmark, and has since become arguably the most popular game in recent history, with recent ISA findings estimating 1.9 billion individuals with intimate knowledge of the game.

The match is over when one participant has clearly victored and declared "Shpoople!". Condolences are then offered to the loser of the match, most commonly "Don't be sad, that's why they call it Shpoople".

Don't be sad Peter, that's why they call it Shpoople

Shpoople by Fjorg Vanderhusken June 9, 2009

shmoopie 

proper noun: the pet name that Jerry Seinfeld gave to his girlfriend

"I love you, Shmoopie!"

shmoopie by mizzlemamurrzle April 17, 2006

shmoopiest 

Couples who are constantly feeling the need to be touching, holding hands, kissing, and calling eachother pet names like shmoopy, as if they are forever caught in the state of being a brand new couple that is madly in love. It's from seinfeld

That is the shmoopiest couple I have ever seen. They are always eskimo kissing in front of everyone and it's awkward as hell.

shmoopiest by Trevron Hibbron October 12, 2005