secret squirrel

Secretly masturbating and then ejaculating, or "busting a nut" if you will, upon the face of an unsuspecting individual. Then whisper into that person's ear: "shhh...secret squirrel."

My girlfriend thought old school cartoons were boring until I showed her secret squirrel.

secret squirrel by Bearsquito August 8, 2007

Secret Squirrel

Someone you tell all your secrets to. Someone trustworthy, non-judgemental, and in the best cases good at giving advice. One may have different secret squirrels for different types of secrets, or multiple secret squirrels for all their secrets.

Jim: I need to talk to someone i can trust about this...
Mark: Don't worry bro, I gotchu
Jim: Thanks man, you're the best secret squirrel EVER

Secret Squirrel by swagmasta3k December 28, 2013

Secret squirrel

A term used by lawmen for covert, sneaky overtime received through a contract

Did you hear about the secret squirrel ot that Melonie got just for being hot?

Secret squirrel by weaselworm May 18, 2019

secret squirrel

A person who collects and hides intoxicating items.

"Is there another beer?"

"Ask Johnny. He's the secret squirrel."

secret squirrel by ButcherSlim October 16, 2005

secret squirrel

A crazy person. Often the secret squirrel seems almost normal in society, but a look inside his home will show just how squirrely he is. Sometimes the secret squirrel also has a large hoard of items no sensible person would collect.

Kevin is totally a secret squirrel. I bet he has mountains of bottle caps in his bedroom.

secret squirrel by Sam Packwood June 12, 2007

Secret squirrel

Any sort of code, lingo, abbreviations, languages, sign language, riddles, looks, etc that isn’t known by one or more in the conversation (usually ashley)

“Hey bro you wanna smoke some tree?!”

Secret squirrel- what’s tree?!

Secret squirrel by seven sins 88 June 11, 2018

Secret Squirrel

Sexual maneuver where a man places the ole' scrotum in another's rectum, as a squirrel hiding his nuts for the winter. (Rectal Tea-Bag Placement)

George gave Nathan the ole' "Secret Squirrel" yesterday while they were on lunch.

Secret Squirrel by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 27, 2007