Scroatmeal 

To serve your girl a hot load for breakfast.

She blew me in the morning, I servered a hot load of scroatmeal for breakfast.

Scroatmeal by Tikieeky November 9, 2022

Scrotumnally-Challenged

Adjective. When someone does not have the courage to implement an act.

He was not a valiant man; one could say he was scrotumnally-challenged.

Scrotumnally-Challenged by amazon_dee November 10, 2006

Scroatmeal 

(scrōt - mēl) -noun.
A thick, gluey substance found under testicles of questionable hygenic levels. Also see "SMEGMA".

"That guy is so nasty he could have filled a whole bowl with his scroatmeal."

Scroatmeal by BeachpoetLuke March 7, 2010

scrotumnal 

anything relating to the scrotum

"fuck i have a scrotumnal itch!!!!!"

scrotumnal by chris lewis/ seamus bradd October 9, 2003

Scroatmeal 

To recover your scrotum after it wrinkles in the shower, you may find it invigorating to let your nuts rest in a bowl of freshly cooked oatmeal.

Also, refers to when someone decides to really ruin your morning by dipping their sweaty, hairy ballsack into your bowl of oatmeal.

Also, another word for herpes.

Also, AIDS.

Hey Creighton. I noticed that your oatmeal was kinda plain this morning. Don't worry, I fixed that problem. Enjoy your scroatmeal.

Scroatmeal by The Scrote Squadron March 13, 2014

Scroatmeal 

A warm, smelly, bacteria ridden paste-like jelly that resembles oatmeal which forms on and around the scrotum and in the dark crevasses between the ball sac and inner thigh that forms from a lack of washing and poor hygiene.

After several weeks of intense physical activity without showering, my balls smell like death and scroatmeal has begun to form in my nether regions...

Scroatmeal by Comedian1978aEw December 15, 2014

scroatmeal 

Big Beaver Joe Durand's favorite meal.

"The ONLY meal is Scroatmeal"! - Big Beaver Joe Durand

scroatmeal by Golee-ath June 30, 2009