schmeeberiffic 

Wonderfully endowed with beautiful breasts.
Boobies that are pointing out there, calling to you.
Terrific Schmeebs.

On the cellphone..."I am at Starbucks right now, and the girl sitting beside me is totally schmeeberiffic!"

(She has wonderful breasts.)

schmeeberiffic by darf narbler March 20, 2009

Shmeebs 

man tits

holy shit look at the shmeebs on that guy

Shmeebs by k prime April 16, 2003

Schneebs & Tweebs 

The act of getting together with one or more people and smoking the herb, otherwise known as marijuana. It is not just the act of smoking which makes "schneebs & tweebs" what it is, but the act of chilling too.

Schneebs & tweebs!!!!

Schneebs & Tweebs by Joom Joom June 2, 2010

schmeeb 

A male breast or nipple

Usually twisted to inflict pain on a friend or other.

Dude! Your schmeeb is mine!!!

Mike's schmeeb is swollen to the size of a grapefruit!

schmeeb by shayne March 9, 2005

Shmeebs 

Mammaries. Female breasts. Jumper puppies.

"Look at the shmeebs on that baby!"

Shmeebs by Chris R March 13, 2003

schmebs 

alternate spelling for smebs.

All I wanted last night was a schmeb. Couldn't she have done that much?

schmebs by captainlonghair April 19, 2005

schmeeb 

The female breast, singular.

"Dude, check out the schmeebs on that one."

schmeeb by JohnnyProphet December 24, 2004